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Chay Index

Can anyone give me any information on the Chay Index? I have been asked by a customer for an easy explanation of how it is calculated and what it is supposed to achieve.
Callum Henderson


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There's no such thing
You made it up.

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a complicated formula used to determine how difficult, at any given time, it is to sail around the world the wrong way.

Used in conjunction with the Ellen Index, it can be used to determine at exactly what stage of the trip you'll break down into uncontrollable tears.

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Probably meant to be the Chav Index, which is given by

100 x (weight of jewellery in kilos) x (number of Burberry items owned) / (distance of residence from Lakeside Shopping Centre in km).

Happy to help.


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