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Have you seen any naked accountants recently?

Have you seen any naked accountants recently?

Roll up, roll up!

Somehow I seem to have started organising a charity calendar and yes, you know what I'm going to say next...

It was born on the AAT forums and at the current count we are 5 men short. The ladies calendar is currently full but reserves are always welcome.

That's right, 5 lucky AWeb users could be featured in the 2013 Naked Accountants Calendar!

It will of course be tasteful and as professional as this thing can be – we all have professional reputations after all and none of us want our clients to see too much! There will be no naughty bits on display... mostly. It all depends how everyone feels on the day, but there will be many a strategically placed large calculator and/or old fashioned ledger to cover up wobbly and other bits.

The website is here.

Please have a look and if you can't volunteer, make sure you buy a calendar for next year ;-)

By the way, we have young, old, big, small, there are no entry requirements other than to be an accountant, and to be either brave or able to overcome your shyness for one day.

Roll up, roll up, and get nekkid for charity!

All details on the website :)

Yours sincerely,

Miss October.

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By Monsoon
18th Apr 2012 22:29

Really? No comments?

Oh, come on folks! 105 views and not even an in-jest comment. Is Any Answers slipping while I've been away?!

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19th Apr 2012 08:27

So how come?

 

the boys are being so shy then? That's not like them.

Confess below if you clicked - do it now.

 

 

 

 

 

over 100 confessions and I will post naked pic - late on Friday afternoon once the cats are away .... for your weekend enjoyment

 

edit to add: 144 views when this post went up, aweb will know who has clicked since - confess or be branded

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By Locutus
18th Apr 2012 23:21

The thought of ...

... a strategically held calculator hiding my net assets in truely horrifying!

Yes, I did Mouse.

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By Old Greying Accountant
18th Apr 2012 23:46

Is ...

... all the photographing done at the same time ;o)

MIght be tempted if so, but they would need a wide angled lens for me - lol

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19th Apr 2012 09:43

Over 200 clicks so far

and counting - but still only one confession

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By BOD
19th Apr 2012 09:00

 

I see them all the time but ....... they don't know there naked :-)

 

I know I've been excused of assuming some innuendo's in my time but I'm wondering what "WE" in January stands for. Oh initials, oh of course silly me.

Will you be using props such as using Tolley's Personal Tax to cover personal modesty or the 'Micro Guide to Tax' for those more daring souls...

 

(AUTO POST 100 Times) :-)

 

 

 

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19th Apr 2012 09:10

I saw one in my bath this morning

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jon_griffey
19th Apr 2012 10:04

B*gger - beat me to it..............

bernard michael wrote:

I saw one in my bath this morning

I saw one when I got out of bed this morning but I don't think it was the same one as what you saw!!!!!!!!

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19th Apr 2012 09:25

ATT

Shame I'm only a member of the ATT!

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19th Apr 2012 10:14

Phew!

Suddenly glad I'm a tax consultant and not an accountant!

Cathy

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19th Apr 2012 10:24

I did notice some missing initials...

... FT (a question a day keeps the intern at bay) doesn't seem to be there.

Following on from Cathy's point; define accountant?  Some of us are aspiring porn stars you know!

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19th Apr 2012 10:43

I was thinking that maybe a strategically placed

tax legislation book....mind you the way we are going stack them one on top of the other and you wouldn't appear in the shot at all.....oh blast i am a tax professional too....and i was all geared up for it....(I would of chosen the red CCH 1A book....seems to be the biggest.....and before you say it...I wish....actually to cover my belly! LOL)

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By Monsoon
19th Apr 2012 11:03

Any qualification (or not!) eligible - tax advisors too!

It was originally all AAT but given that the men are being unduly reticent, you are ALL ELIGIBLE to take part.Accountant, tax advisor, student, qualified, unqualified. ALL OF YOU.

Come on men - it's all for charity, and I know some of you secretly really quite want to. No excuses! I want to see those emails pouring in.

 

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JSJ54
19th Apr 2012 11:13

Whadya mean?

Monsoon wrote:

Come on men - it's all for charity, and I know some of you secretly really quite want to. No excuses! I want to see those emails pouring in.

Now, now - that is very sexist. Let's all be bold and prove that accountants can be "unisex" too!!!

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By Monsoon
lionofludesch
19th Apr 2012 11:57

Naked ladies

nigelburge wrote:

Monsoon wrote:

Come on men - it's all for charity, and I know some of you secretly really quite want to. No excuses! I want to see those emails pouring in.

Now, now - that is very sexist. Let's all be bold and prove that accountants can be "unisex" too!!!

 

If you checked the website, you would see that 12 lovely ladies have already volunteered - it's the men who appear to be shy!

If any other ladies are interested, I will have a 'reserve' list in case some people can't make it.

Rest assured there will be naked lady accountants too, gents, wouldn't want to let you down ;-)

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19th Apr 2012 11:25

It's true

I secretly want to.

Can it remain a secret?

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johngroganjga
19th Apr 2012 11:33

I tell you what Andy...........

andy.partridge wrote:

I secretly want to.

Can it remain a secret?

I won't tell anybody if you don't.

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19th Apr 2012 11:28

I know a few a wouldn't want to see in the calendar

I'll definitely buy it if there's some nice young men in though!

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By zxcvb
19th Apr 2012 11:40

When & where?

When & where would the photographing be?

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By Monsoon
Duggimon
19th Apr 2012 11:58

Photoshoots

zxcvb wrote:

When & where would the photographing be?

Once we have all months full up, I will be working out where everyone is in the country, and arranging as central a location as I can manage. I expect the photoshoots to be in the summer (June/July ish) but it all depends on peoples’ availability. There will be a girls photoshoot and a boys photoshoot – so you only have to get your kit off in front of your own gender

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johngroganjga
19th Apr 2012 13:40

so you only have to get your kit off in front of your own gender

If you come to Skye, I will certainly get my kilt off.

Ohhh - "Kit" - (mumbles to himself and wanders off.........)

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19th Apr 2012 13:30

Past our peak

For those of us past our peak will there be an opportunity for some touching up?

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free-rider
19th Apr 2012 13:43

I apologise in advance for this..........

............but I just can't resist it.

andy.partridge wrote:

For those of us past our peak will there be an opportunity for some touching up?

 

Oooeerrr Missus!!!!!!!!!!!

 

(Puerile - Moi?!)

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19th Apr 2012 14:17

I'll do it!

I'll do it for a laugh...as long as there's no double entry business!!!!

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19th Apr 2012 14:26

Ducks

Do ducks count as men?

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By Monsoon
19th Apr 2012 14:35

Eagles, ducks, kilts.... for sure!

Though I feel sorry for the chap who inadvertently 'signed up' and was surprised to get an email from me - I'm assuming a colleague pranked him. I shall have to be vigilant! and indeed should have expected it.... Le sigh.

 

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WhichTyler
19th Apr 2012 14:52

How many are you still missing?

 

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By Monsoon
19th Apr 2012 15:35

Three Good Men

http://www.accountingweb.co.uk/article/%E2%80%98get-%E2%80%98em-charity%...

Hee hee!

 

We need about 3 cheeky chappies. Or non cheeky chappies. I'm desperate!

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20th Apr 2012 10:23

Still missing 3?

NT

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01st May 2012 10:42

Vintage equipment

Would you be interested in using some vintage office equipment (myself excluded) such as early adding machines, typewriters, abacuses, slide rules (I have a book Teach Yourself The Slide Rule by Burns Snodgrass - yes, really), early computer manuals etc?

Kind regards

Shirley

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mr. mischief
01st May 2012 16:21

ABACUSES???????????

Shirley Martin wrote:

Would you be interested in using some vintage office equipment (myself excluded) such as early adding machines, typewriters, abacuses, slide rules (I have a book Teach Yourself The Slide Rule by Burns Snodgrass - yes, really), early computer manuals etc?

Kind regards

Shirley

 

Oh Shirley - really!!! Abaci   please. :-)

Your office sounds just like my old office in Brighton - I even had some old Foulkes Lynch books - never actually read 'em but they impressed the clerks!

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By Monsoon
01st May 2012 11:05

Vintage equipment

Ooooh, Shirley, yes please! That would be fantastic!

Where are you based? (You can PM me if you prefer)

 

Thanks :D

 

PS We are now full - but if anyone wants to get on the reserve list, you can still email in :)

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02nd May 2012 00:11

I stand corrected

@ Nigel

I should have known better.

Page 28 of my copy of The Approach to Latin, First Part by Paterson and Macnaughton does make it quite clear that the plural nominative case for the second declension ends in an i.

Shirley

 

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