Clients! What are they like, eh?

Here's mine, to get started.  I have a client (or in view of the circumstances, perhaps I should say had until recently a client) who has had a fairly large (£100k according to cops) cannabis grow in his shed.    He's remanded in custody awaiting trial.  You'd never think it to know him.  He's a clean cut, hard working (he was also in employment), polite young man - meticulous records too.  Such a shame.........