ENOKITED

ENOKITED

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I came across the word Enokited in a set of accounts prepared by my client's former accountant.

Perhaps I am dim but I cannot find a definition for this word anywhere. Anywhere except for "Any Answers" perhaps??

Does anybody have a definition for this word please?

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By listerramjet
15th Sep 2005 16:03

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can you supply the context within which the word appeared?

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By User deleted
15th Sep 2005 16:20

Context
The words "Capital Enokited at x/xx/xx" appear as the narrative for the bottom line (i.e. the total) of the bottom half of the Balance Sheet of a sole trader.

Looking forward to the revelation!

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By andymeeson
15th Sep 2005 16:27

A typo?
My suspicion is that someone prepared the draft accounts in lousy handwriting, their typist "said what she saw", and no-one proofread it.

Surely a likely candidate is "Capital ACCOUNT at xx/x/xx"

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David Winch
By David Winch
15th Sep 2005 17:57

QWERTYUIOP!

Try looking at your keyboard.

Put your right hand on the wrong 'home' keys for a typist ( the correct 'home' keys are JKL; but instead put your right hand on HJKL) and then type "employed" without looking down.

Voila - enokited!

Elementary, my dear Watsib!

David

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By User deleted
15th Sep 2005 18:15

WOW! or should I say WIW!
Amazing - thank you that's been bugging me for days - wish I had asked earlier.

The typo appeared in both of the 2 years accounts I received from the former accountants!

Now I have the answer - I declare:

"Tyo U an dun!"

Will go down in the history books here!

Thanks again.

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David Winch
By David Winch
16th Sep 2005 14:18

Forensic work !

Martin

Most of my work is as a forensic accountant specialising in criminal cases (usually instructed by the defendant's solicitors).

My typical diet is fraud, duty evasion (smuggling of cigarettes and alcohol), drug trafficking and related money laundering and confiscation.

Also I have recently been teaching myself to type with more than one finger!

So a combination of sleuthing and a lack of typing skills came to my aid here!

David

P.S. Getting a life would also perhaps be a good idea !

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By martinfoley07
16th Sep 2005 13:58

David, wow,.....
....I'm completely torn between
(i) slack-jawed amazement at your sleuthing skills
(ii) wondering if there is a need to get out more!!!!!!
Great story.

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By User deleted
20th Sep 2005 19:57

Veukku br [Brilliant]
Nice to have a good laugh with this one. What other exciting technical terms might we come up with to fool HMRC (oops GNEX)! Chris

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