Junk mail/begging letters from other accountants
Every day I seem to get a letter asking me to use the services of some accountancy practice or other that I have never heard of. Usually the firm is based many miles away, frequently on the opposite side of London (like that's gonna work - you doing the "business recovery" work for one of my clients).
By the way; I don't actually have any clients with solvency problems. Neither do I have any clients with undisclosed offshore bank accounts. So will you all please stop wasting my time and your own with this futile exercise in defoliation?