Oh Joy
Just had an email from Mr. Hazel Tobassi and ( I can't believe it, nothing ever happens to me like this) he's only going to let me have 10% of $21,000,000 and just for sending him my bank details. Result!!Great start to the day.
Just told my boss to *%$£ off and I'm waiting for that big fat cheque.
Ok back to work losers :)
Another lucky winner
And I've just had a letter telling me that someone of the same surname as me has died in unforseen circumstances in China and as a result his brokers are trying to find the right person to pass the $12,000,000 on to. Just a pity the surname of the deceased and mine are spelt differently. But I'm sure they're right, so as the boss I've told my employees to %$@* off and gone home.
You lucky people.
You lucky people.
All I ever get are emails asking me to update my security information on bank accounts at banks I didnt even know I banked with.
Still, now you are so rich I'm sure you will want to do your bit for the profession, like funding a retirement home for worn out accountants.
Well, well - just checked my emails & guess what. I've never ba
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| Dear Valued Customer,
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I feel rather left out.
I don't get any of these emails. I suppose it's back to work for me.
Pembo
mate of mine (honest) ordered viagra online ......
pembo
Posted by Anonymous on Thu, 04/03/2010 - 14:40
You obviously have some fine upstanding mates :)
".......and is now bombarded with all sorts of wierd stuff guaranteeing he'll end up like Errol Flynn."
Dead ?
The great If Only...
Ah, gentlemen, you took me back to the halcyon days of 2002 and brought a nostalgic tear to my eye. This post prompted me to hunt back through our archives to dust off The Born Dull?! guide to internet business opportunities. This article was stimulated by a spate of lucrative approaches that spring including "The Laurent Kabila memorial fund", "The Ivory Coast cattle medicine switch" and "The great Seaman bequest chase".
If only I'd been quicker off the mark I might not have ended up here, nearly eight years later, still tapping away at a computer keyboard at 6.30pm on a Thursday evening.
Yours, still looking for the next main chance...
I did actually have one genuine inheritance.
A client passed away and made me executor of the Will. Also left me a very generous gift for doing it. See, there are some nice clients around.
Still, I must be wealthy, judging by the number of bank accounts with online security issues I apparently have.
Given the current oil exploration in the Falklands Im kind of hoping to find a long lost uncle with a sheep farm down there, preferably just where they want to pipe the oil ashore :)
a new job for accountants..
... that of comedy writers! seriously .. not a dull moment reading all those responses above.
Now I know why after speaking to me for a while, people touch their chins, look at me in wonder and exclaim, "Hey, you don't look like an accountant, you don't talk like an accountant... you are NOT an accountant!"
Have a nice weekend.
Rich!!
If I am honest I find those letters/faxes/telephone calls disgusting as although you are aware that it is a scam other more vunerable people may indeed hand their details over.
It would only take a 5 minute phone call for you to report it to the police just to inform them of what is happening in your area.