Accounting for escorts?

When I say dealings I think it's obvious I mean on an accountancy basis and nothing else!

All of course hypothetical. For starters does the sketchy ground surrounding the whole subject put you off having them in your client list? Where would you draw the line on allowable/disallowable expenditure? General thoughts on the subject from a professional standpoint.

 

Interested to hear what people have to say!

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There is a chap I know...

Steve McQueen |
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According to Jolyon

Mouse007 |

Same as normal

MARKJET |

A memory from student days

John Paris |
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Agree with MARKJET

George Attazder |
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Epic

Constantly Confused |
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I know this is upsetting but

gerawson |

Yes I act

Monsoon |
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.

ireallyshouldknowthisbut |

Escorts

ireallyshouldknowthisbut |

Absolutely

Monsoon |
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How many?

accountant_87 |

Assumptions...

Monsoon |
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No Monsoon I don't think you

accountant_87 |

Not because of their business

petersaxton |
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WIP

thisistibi |
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Taxation of proceeds of crime

davidwinch |
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I stll fondly remember ...

Old Greying Accountant |
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Prostitutes

chatman |

Assumptions

chatman |

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Old Greying Accountant |
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Chatman, really?

accountant_87 |

Perhaps

Monsoon |
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Nonsense

accountant_87 |

That being said I would never

accountant_87 |

Why not?

petersaxton |
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Nostalgia aint what it used to be

zarathustra |
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You'd be surprised then!

Monsoon |
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capability

Monsoon |
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Confusion

John Paris |
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Really?

accountant_87 |

Treat all industries the same?

andy.partridge |
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Professional and polite

petersaxton |
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accountant_87

John Paris |
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WAGS

John Paris |
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Not so amazing

andy.partridge |
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Do HMRC have resources for this?

accountant_87 |

Thats one for the philosophers!

Old Greying Accountant |
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The resources are there ...

Old Greying Accountant |
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.

cparker87 |

As long as ...

Old Greying Accountant |
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Have put this on Time Out

Old Greying Accountant |
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This is now my favourite ever

robbieb666 |

It's only the same as paying an accountant

RogerNeale |
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boring?

lh3f9764bg1g |

Of course some complete tax returns

jonsa |
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Boobies

Monsoon |
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The oldest profession

The Black Knight |

Back in the day I worked for the Inland Revenue

davidross |

Are false Boobies Function or Setting ?

The Black Knight |