E Mids lenders that understand what they're looking at

Has anyone come across a lender in the East Mids that can:

a - read what is actually on the paper they are given;

b - understand simple tax comps (SA302);

c - can deal with dividends being paid in a tax effective way, i.e. on the spouse's shares; and, maybe we're pushing it now

d - understand a balance sheet and P&L a/c.

A client has provided everything, jumped as high as asked and then the dim idiot given the papers has passed up the food chain figures after personal allowances, ignored the wife's dividends and taken fixed asset NBV as 'net assets'. To add insult to injury, said idiot was asked to call for clarification and when it was explained gave the affirmative when asked if she understood.

The client only wants an extra £30k secured on property with c£45k equity even now.

Of course, I have just received a call from the client who is unhappy with the resultant refusal - FYA(musement) - last year they were £5k income away from borrowing £300k, so the income figures aren't exactly pi$$ poor.

<rant bit> It would appear to me that the next financial meltdown will be around the corner, should imbeciles such as this example remain in employment with the banks. Perhaps the rules on sacking could be relaxed enough to allow instant dismissal of blatant dross.

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I remember

The Innkeeper |

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Best one I had ...

ShirleyM |
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The switch to SA302

Glennzy |
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That's why peer to peer lending is taking off

Paul Scholes |
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The Best (worst?)

The Innkeeper |

@paul Scholes

Glennzy |
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@Glennzy

Paul Scholes |
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