Short, Dark and Ugly Accountant

My goregeous niece is getting married in two weeks. She has asked me to give a speech. Her expectations are very high since she says I make her laugh all the time. Trying to make an audience laugh, that is nerve wrecking for me.

As it is I am nervous about giving speeches. Yesterday I was starring at the blank screen trying to think of something to write. I do not want to disappoint her.

I would be grateful for:

• Tips to ensure I at least look calm, in control and confident
• Ideas on the content of the speech
• Any jokes you can share

Thanks