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30th Jan 2014
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Are you there ROI?

I always thought his name was spelt ROY, that is as in Roy of the Rovers of Melchester Rovers fame.

How Spurs could have done with him last night!

Seriously though, it can’t just be me who is sick of all this talk of ROI when the subject gets round to marketing, advertising, business development, gaining new business, call it what you will.

It just seems to be a buzz word/term which marketeers, advertisers, business coaches and the like have started using.

But, (I don’t like starting a sentence with that word).

However, (that’s better – I can see my old Engish teacher nodding in agreement) do they really understand what it is and how to measure it – properly?

I doubt it.

Perhaps next time I receive a cold call, or get cornered at a networking event I’ll put them on the spot when I hear someone calling my childhood footballing hero by only referring to his first name.

ROI?

Where are you and how will I know you when I find you?

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Red Leader
By Red Leader
30th Jan 2014 13:08

well

Whenever I see ROI, I always think of Republic of Ireland. Can't help it.

I don't want to seem dim, but are the articles you mention referring to Return On Investment?

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Man of Kent
By Kent accountant
30th Jan 2014 13:10

@RL

I think so?

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Heather Townsend - accountant's coach
By Heather Townsend
30th Jan 2014 13:31

Probably guilty as charged

ROI = return on investment

As a supplier & therefore a cost (however I jazz it up), my clients expect that they will get a benefit from using my services. Hence I always talk about the return on investment for working with Jon or myself.

I'll get my coat...

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Glenn Martin
By Glenn Martin
30th Jan 2014 14:27

I dont like all this lazy talk.

but keep that on the Q T. I thought it was also Republic of Ireland. I was in a meeting on Tuesday where one guy spoke in constant abbrieviations which the guy he was talking to clearly did not understand, so I found myself repeating his sentences using the full phrases so the guy understood what was going on. In marketing terms its just spiel I find and any figures discussed for ROI are heavily loaded to make you buy. for me "VALUE FOR MONEY" is a much better phrase to push my purchasing buttons.

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Man of Kent
By Kent accountant
30th Jan 2014 15:13

Republic Of Ireland

Ah, but how do you measure that Republic Of Ireland and how do you decide whether its a suitable return?

Do you measure it against the Republic Of Ireland of other projects or perhaps an industry specific standard Republic Of Ireland?

That's the issue, its become a throw away comment which has become part of (for some) their selling patter. Put them on the spot and question them about it and they'll crumble.

 

 

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Glenn Martin
By Glenn Martin
30th Jan 2014 16:29

Ha Ha

The guy was offering to market my practice and in return he was going to leave me with the national debt of the Republic or Ireland. So a good ROI.

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Red Leader
By Red Leader
30th Jan 2014 16:33

boy!

Tough crowd!

Seems like the accounting equivalent of the Glasgow Empire.

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By User deleted
30th Jan 2014 16:38

Hmmm ...

... can't wait for Saturday for the annual LRF count in the office.

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By User deleted
30th Jan 2014 17:44

It is the stock antidote ...

... to the jargonista, especially when trying to sell you someting, and particularly tec stuff.

Asking what the LRF count is usually shuts them up.

(Little Rubber Feet)

 

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By tom123
31st Jan 2014 21:19

Different things to different people

In my previous job, (defence) we used both of the following:

EOD - Explosive Ordinance Disposal    or    End Of Day - very confusing.

We used to receive emails with 'BR' at the foot of them - best regards, I think, but I tended to see British Rail first.

I used to work for a company which abbreviated to OTS - and then along comes the Office for Tax Simplification.

 

Plays havoc, all this abbreviating.

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Glenn Martin
By Glenn Martin
01st Feb 2014 16:00

It could get messy
If you told someone to do an end of day on there till and they blew the shop up.

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