Once upon a time the Tortoise was teasing the Hare again. He just couldn't let the Hare forget about the race and how he had come out on top.
"I'll bet I'd win in a rematch," the Hare said. He was confident this time because he'd been taking personal coaching lessons to deal with his issues and had set himself demanding new targets for finishing the race.
"You're on!" said the Tortoise.
A date was set and both met at the starting line. Then they looked down and saw an ant.
"Can I race as well?" he said.