Why is HMRC arresting ghosts?

"HMRC ghost arrests ‘just the start"

Are HMRC so stuck for cash they are taxing the dead?!?

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stepurhan's picture

Inevitable joke    3 thanks

stepurhan | | Permalink

Surely spirits have been heavily taxed for years.

ShirleyM's picture

Literalism    2 thanks

ShirleyM | | Permalink

Wasn't it the HMRC ghost that made the arrest?

Who would haunt HMRC?

Old Greying Accountant's picture

Just wondering ...    1 thanks

Old Greying Acc... | | Permalink

... how you keep a ghost in custody!

Democratus's picture

@ OGA    1 thanks

Democratus | | Permalink

I don't know, how do you keep a ghost in custody?

 

perhaps by reading him his "last" rights...........................

 

sound of wind whistling through the desert as a tumbleweed rolls slowly past....

John Stokdyk's picture

Sorry, folks    1 thanks

John Stokdyk | | Permalink

We're getting to grips with the site's new, shorter headline format and perhaps cut one adjective too many in this case. Glad it gave you an opportunity for jest, though.

Employing a ghost?

rhewitt296 | | Permalink

HMRC are now employing ghosts? No wonder phone calls and post takes ages to get anwered in that place.

Constantly Confused's picture

:)

Constantly Confused | | Permalink

John Stokdyk wrote:

We're getting to grips with the site's new, shorter headline format and perhaps cut one adjective too many in this case. Glad it gave you an opportunity for jest, though.

 

Hehe, I may have twisted your title in the pursuit of humour :)

mwngiol's picture

It says that the ghost arrests are 'just the start'

mwngiol | | Permalink

How much further can they possibly go?

ShirleyM's picture

Ghoulies and vampires?

ShirleyM | | Permalink

Or maybe werewolves, zombies and aliens!

Old Greying Accountant's picture

They can keep their dirty little paws ...

Old Greying Acc... | | Permalink

... off my ghoulies!

Lisa_Mandy's picture

Ghosts?

Lisa_Mandy | | Permalink

How do they get the cuffs on?

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