First World Problems
It's finally happened, I have everything.
I have a birthday coming up and was planning on getting a road bike, having entered the inaugaral London 100 mile Cycle later this year. Sadly I was unsucessful (it was a ballot to get in, like with the Marathon).
So that puts a dampner on that, I COULD still get a bike, but I doubt I'd have the motivation to ride it as much now I don't have such an epic race to look forward to.
So my amigos, what do you buy the tax advisor who has everything? I have all the consoles I need, my TV is a good size, I have every DVD and game I could want (and rent the rest from LoveFilm), my PC is as up to date as is reasonable ("It's got the clocks, it rocks, but it was obsolete before I opened the box"), I have a beloved motorbike in good condition.
I am seriously struggling to think of anything my spouse can get me for my birthday. So suggestions?
First world problems...
How about a nice, accountancy 1 thanks
How about a nice, accountancy-related gift?
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How about a nice, accountancy-related gift?
It's sort of sad there is such a demand for such items... Having said that I really want one of them mugs!
I quite fancy the 'cooking
I quite fancy the 'cooking the books' aprons!
2 suggestions
1. For the person who has everything....penicillin.
2. In consideration of the title of the post, how about a gift voucher from here?
Happy BD
I always fancied ...
... one of these for the office:
EDIT
I already have one of these that I place prominently before advising of potential tax/liquidity problems
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... one of these for the office:
Well I have an abacus on my desk, someone brought me it back from foreign climes.
In all seriousness, if it comes to it I'll just have money sent to charity, but I doubt my spouse will go for that... Not from cruelty, just from 'I need to get you something' syndrome. Perhaps a compromise, token gift for me and the bulk to the needy.
Get a motorhome and a bike
I'm off to Bath tomorrow to cycle the Bath - Bristol disused railway line. Then Saturday Bath - Devizes via the Avon and Kennet canal. Then Sunday hot water bottle under my bum.
You could always put money away for a trip to the moon. I wonder how long before we have a theme park on the moon. "The Asteroid ride" will it hit earth, can you jump off before it does hit earth. The smell of moon floss and moon dogs - yummy.
In the sixties
I think it had a different meaning or was that angel dust - all seems a bit of a blurrrrrrrrrr
There's a couple of things ...
... would do me, I never seem to get them, despite the unsubtle hints, and they aren't really suitable to air on a professional forum!
Failing that, why not a nice quiet weekend away from all the stuff you already have, some good food and may be a show?