Going to be arrested!
I just wanted to say a quick goodbye as I've had an email from the FBI Office saying 'We the FBI have warrant to arrest you get back to us for your own good'! I'm tempted to have the writer arrested for appalling grammar but figured that might increase my sentence when they catch me. It's a great way of cutting costs though - simply email your criminals, tell them you've got the warrant and invite them to hand themselves in. No more running round the country trying to find them. I'm impressed.
Do you think they have an office here in the UK or do they expect me to jump on a plane to the US?