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Rude cafe

A lady was rude to me at a cafe today.  I might go back tomorrow, order a cold sandwich to take out, then sit down and call the HMRC VAT team and wait for them to come bust the door down.


Democratus's picture

Oh! Good use of professional knowledge

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Can i use this as CPD?

Constantly Confused's picture


Constantly Confused | | Permalink

Democratus wrote:

Can i use this as CPD?


I think I have turned to the Dark Side personally, my knowledge of tax should only be used for good!  Yoda would be annoyed.

Democratus's picture

Presume I that a Jedi on the last census you were.

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Hopefully Dave Hartnett will not emerge as your father!

Old Greying Accountant's picture

If you were really on the dark side ...

Old Greying Acc... | | Permalink

... you would call environmental health and say you saw a rat!

This is preferred so you don't get charged with mis-representation (in case their CTV has sound)!

Steve Holloway's picture

Even better ...

Steve Holloway | | Permalink

torch the place and post it on Youtube. These people need to learn not to mess with the AWEB crew!

thisistibi's picture


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What we all want to know is what the lovely lady said that was so rude.  Did she liken you to an excretory orifice?

ShirleyM's picture

Or .....

ShirleyM | | Permalink

... threaten you with some sage and onion .... because she thought you were confused cos your really a chicken and not a duck?

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