Tax statements to be tailored to your idiotic, tribal prejudice - The Daily Mash
Satirical website The Daily Mash has published an article on news that taxpayers will receive a breakdown of spending in the form of an annual personal tax statement.
Here’s an excerpt:
“Taxpayers are to receive a detailed breakdown of how their money was spent that is individually tailored to their cretinous world view.
Chancellor George Osborne said he wants the public to know more about government spending and for them to use that information to become even more entrenched in their deliberate stupidity.
Later this year taxpayers will receive a form from the Treasury asking whether they would like a right wing, left wing or spineless, middle-of-the-road tax breakdown.
Tax offices across the UK will then issue bespoke statements that will fill individuals with both righteous anger and the realisation that they are the cleverest person in the world.”
View the full article here.