"How to Sort Out the Economy!!"
I received this "funny" in an email from a client and thought I should share it with AW members!!
Subject: Letter to Mr Cameron; GENIUS
Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK 's economy.
Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following
1) They MUST retire.
2) They MUST buy a new British car.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis
4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university - Crime rate fixed
5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week .....
It can't get any easier than that!
P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their
If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.
This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment,
They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped
Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and
A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling,
Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on
Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens..
Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.
There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would
The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised.
Think about this (more points of contention):
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