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Shadow Chancellor George Osborne here, visiting the Leapfrog Day Nursery, and being patiently put up with by Cairo Henderson-Bradshaw (age two).The winner of the caption competition this week is Lindsay. Congratulations Lindsay; a bottle of South African red (Fairview Pinotage Viognier 2004 or a bottle of North American white (Stimson Estate Chardonnay 2002) depending on your preference will be on its way to you.
His winning caption was:
It was unfortunate that Cairo had been eating from a box of chocolate biscuits when she entered the matter transference machine
Photo credit: Eddie Mulholland/Rex Features
Previous competitions and winning captions
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AccountingWEB.co.uk 12-Sep-2008
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I should keep the tin, it may be worth more than our house.
I promise you, when we get into power we will make biscuit tin balancing an Olympic sport for 2012.
Very clever, Cairo, but do remember to spit the foil out afterwards.
I got my head stuck in a potty once, Cairo. In fact it was last September.
Well, you see, with funding for the NHS as it is, Botox would have been a lot more expensive …
George Osborne’s demonstation of the Tory hug-a-hoodie campaign really took the biscuit...
"Mr Osborne,
I'm practising becoming a politician - all tin-pot, head banging, schemes!"
Gordon it's no good hiding under there - the recession is here and you're responsible.
I’m afraid even with all these NHS cuts by Labour , that the tin will have to do as you new nose job Cairo, until we get in and provide a better class of biscuit tin.
Note to self: reverse the Jaffa cake VAT wheeze when we get in power.
George wonders if he will ever manage to get into the Cabinet
George: Who Am I? Just call me The Doctor. Cairo: EXTERMINATE!
George wonders whose head to shrink next with the magic tin.
For the last time Cairo, and I know your mummy told you not to talk to strange men, my name is not Gary Glitter...
I can do this..what can you balance?
Unlike my policies.
Ok, I understand your clue to "Who am I?" ... you're Victoria McVitie, so my clues are the blue tie and that I'm very important, so who am I?
Why, yes, my dear, we certainly shall consider including the skill of biscuit box balancing in future SATs!
Oh Cairo you make me feel like I am sat next to Alistair Darling in Question time. you have to come out sometimes soon.
So that's what Mrs Beckham's new hairstylr looks like
"No, no little girl - I said I will need help balancing the BOOKS, not the BOX!!"
If I'm a good boy do you think they'll give me a nice red box like that?
With Cairo as Tin Man the casting of Scarecrow in the nursery production of The Wizard of Oz had suddenly become simple.
It’s no use; we knew Alastair would empty it before we got in.
It's no good, I can still hear him with this on my head
And call me Dopey again, and you’ll get another box in your face
It was unfortunate that Cairo had been eating from a box of chocolate biscuits when she entered the matter transference machine
Well, no, Victoria, but I think Gordon has a bottle with his name on to put his head in
For George, education today is thinking inside the box
Suffering from amnesia had one big advantage, George found - all your questions came out in speech bubbles
OK, I won’t talk to you about the problems of obesity in children until you’ve finished your snack
