Congratulations to Ben Cooper who is this week's winner with:
Yee cannie be serious
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The CEO discovers AccountingWeb has revealed his identityMartin Tingle
Caption CompetitionDoes nobody care about Andy's allergy to strawberries?
Wimbledon just wasn't readyFor Andy's version of the haka
Expletives deletedFor the last ??@$%% time I'M SCOTTISH DO YOU HEAR SCOOOOTTTTIIIISSHHHH!!!
Local translationYee cannie be serious
Last Nights CurryAfter a short loo break Andy remembers just how hot last nights curry was.
Note to Pictures EditorI think we can go with this one whether Andy wins or loses!
What a week!Wimbledon, lockjaw and constipation all in the same seven days!
Ronald Angus is looking forward to using the new look accountingweb!
Losing ItI WANT MY BALLS BACK!!!!!!!
Andy @ WimbledonNo more curried eggs for moi
What? No Swiss Toni?Welcome back Swiss
Andy's dilemmaAnd so we leave Wimbledon with our gallant loser trying to swallow a Rubik Cube and hand you back to the newsroom
Rules of Tennis #139 - If your serve is disrupted by a wasp, do NOT attempt to catch it with your free hand.
A rare comment at Wimbledon"Better out than in"
With kind regards
We all knew the final would be between Roger Federer and someoneAnd that his surname wouldn’t be Murray
Thanks to WimbledonSales of Robinson’s Barley Water have gone through the retractable roof
All that money for the retractable roofWorth every penny if it stops Sir Cliff from singing!
My tax bill is how much ?!? ***!
Not workingWith raw aggression ultimately proving futile, Andy Murray vows that next year he'll hire Mel Gibson as a coach, and wear a kilt.
Murray ManiaYou try paying a £5m mortgage on semi-finalist's pay!
What a racketAndy realises wearing his girlfriends thong was a mistake.
strawberriesWord gets around that Tim Henman has charged strawberries and Pimms to Andy's account.
After thoughtOthers at the fancy dress ball suggested Andy Murray could have given a bit more thought to his Incredible Hulk costume.
One more timeThe cry of "come on Tim" seems to have had an unexpected effect.