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Michael Caine hit the red carpet this week for the premiere of his new film, Harry Brown, in which he plays a retired Royal Marine who dispenses vigilante-style justice to the young thugs who murdered his friend.

During interviews with journalists this week, Caine advocated the re-introduction of national service for young people, saying: "There should be a great plan to re-educate these youngsters. It's such a waste - they all feel society has let them down".

Photo: Jonathan Hordle/Rex Features

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After weeks of searching the police finally uncover CCTV footage of the cockney pensioner who has been assaulting hoodies in the South London area". (Anonymous)

"It wasn't until Michael got to the second verse of "smack my bitch up" that he realised he'd forgotten the microphone". (sluglet)

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By falconer99
13th Nov 2009 09:50

They wanted Michael to stay in the Navy

But Caine mutinied

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By falconer99
13th Nov 2009 09:52

National Service?

I think the youngsters would feel even more let down when they got killed.

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By falconer99
13th Nov 2009 09:54

But we've already got National Service, Michael

Well, there's certainly no Health in the NHS ...

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By GaryMc
13th Nov 2009 11:10

Caine to Haye

Stop throwing those bloody left hooks at me

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By mgh
13th Nov 2009 13:20

Senior Partner says "Dress Down Fridays" have gone too far

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By User deleted
13th Nov 2009 15:24

CCTV

 After weeks of searching the police finally uncover CCTV footage of the cockney pensioner who has been assaulting hoodies in the South London area.

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By Tremorman
13th Nov 2009 15:32

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Caine and Able

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By sluglet
17th Nov 2009 16:46

Gangsta Rappa

It wasn't until Michael got to the second verse of "smack my [***] up" that he realised he'd forgotten the microphone.

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By mikewhit
17th Nov 2009 18:11

Caption

"We're auditioning for a movie about people getting revenge after being made bankrupt by libel cases ... it's called 'Get Carter-Ruck' "

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By Democratus
19th Nov 2009 09:49

Caption

Critical acclaim for Michael's new two man stage version of Zulu.

 

(With apologies to the Reduced Shakespeare Company.)

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By mikewhit
25th Nov 2009 13:41

wrong song

Hang on,"Smack my [***] up" was by The Prodigy wasn't it, not a 'gangsta rappa' - or have my Imperial spies deceived me ?

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