Caption competition 21/08/09

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No, they haven't released a new Star Wars film set in Surrey - this is actually a photo of mega movie fan Luke Kay. The dad of four from Swindon has decided to sell his million pound collection of Hollywood memorabilia, as it was costing him a fortune in storage to keep it all.

The kooky collector's haul includes iconic props used in all three Star Wars films, as well as Battlestar Gallactica, The Matrix and a host of other big screen classics.

This week's winning caption is:

"The global recession had generated far more interest in the gardening job than had been expected".

Congratulations to kevlaw,...

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21st Aug 2009 12:50

NDO Leads to Last Minute Rush
HMRC's NDO announcement leads to last minute rush to declare offshore holdings.

www.hmrconline.com

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By kevlaw
21st Aug 2009 13:30

New powers
HMRC inspectors prepare to use their new power to inspect premises

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By kevlaw
21st Aug 2009 13:51

downsizing
Luke hoped that the rumours of escalating maintenance costs forcing Darth Vader to downsize from the Death Star to a 4 bedroom house in surrey were true.

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21st Aug 2009 13:59

Robots lose home due to new HMRC rules
R2D2 and C3POs days were numbered after they lost their self-employed status. Apparently they were unable to supply HMRC with a National Insurance number.

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21st Aug 2009 14:10

Talking Car for Sale
KITT for sale after HMRC rule that 'fighting crime' does not constitute business use of a vehicle and question The Knight Foundation's charitable status.

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21st Aug 2009 14:35

And while I'm wearing Skywalker's gear - take your top off princ

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By kevlaw
21st Aug 2009 15:50

recession
The global recession had generated far more interest in the gardening job than had been expected.

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21st Aug 2009 16:46

Full powers
HMRC stipulate that they will use all available powers to ensure tax evasion is terminated

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21st Aug 2009 17:49

Caption
May the farce be with you

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21st Aug 2009 18:10

How did you know?
All the furniture in our house is made from pine wood, yes.

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21st Aug 2009 18:13

After Tarantino's "Inglourious Basterds" comes the sequel
Luke Kay Basterds

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22nd Aug 2009 10:39

Keeping
I'm keeping my first edition SSAP9 - some things are just too precious to part with.

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22nd Aug 2009 16:36

“It just started off
As a few gnomes,” said Mr. Kay

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22nd Aug 2009 16:37

Er, no, I haven’t got Darth Vader
The wife wanted the bits back for her vacuum-cleaner

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22nd Aug 2009 16:37

Mr. Kay went over to the dark side
When he forgot to pay his electricity bill

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23rd Aug 2009 12:44

Luke had been inspired by the huge white letters on the hill beh
Which spelt out the word 'Cricklewood'

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24th Aug 2009 11:09

House for Sale
Luke is showing prospective purchasers the new double glazed windows.

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By Doug112
24th Aug 2009 15:34

Caption Competition
What with the middle class feeling especially squeezed in this recession, Gordon Brown's idea to house intergalatic refugees and to give them Han-douts is expected to make him even less popular.

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24th Aug 2009 17:45

Caption
It's not much of a life Jim.

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24th Aug 2009 17:46

Complete the sentence
Cardiff is to Torchwood as Swindon is to ...........

Wrong!

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25th Aug 2009 08:28

The 1% Domestos missed...
Mrs Pottipher had left it just that bit too late to call in the man from Dyno-Rod.

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25th Aug 2009 21:52

Local Housing Lists
Look, we can't accept any more out of work actors in this Council House.

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By CP Fyfe
26th Aug 2009 11:53

Light Sabre
Mrs Kay's neighbours misheard her invite to pop round for a little light supper.

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By CP Fyfe
26th Aug 2009 11:56

Slug killers
Despite the federation behind him, Mr Kay's garden slugs just got bigger and bigger.

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26th Aug 2009 14:28

caption
Charlie Dimmock, Alan Titchmarsh and Tommy Walsh get back together for a new series of ground force, but they haven't aged well.

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26th Aug 2009 14:36

captions
Luke celebrated the safe return of his garden ornaments even though they had been missing for over a year, he claimed he had received postcards from Pluto Neptune and Mars from them.

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By sluglet
27th Aug 2009 13:35

Noisy Neighbours
Police arrive to find that this isn't your run of the mill complaint about noisy neighbours. Suddenly the pepper spray seems more than a little inadequate.

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27th Aug 2009 16:07

Caption
Luke disputes his "Johnny no mates" tag with a garden party for all of his friends.

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