Caption competition 21/08/09

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No, they haven't released a new Star Wars film set in Surrey - this is actually a photo of mega movie fan Luke Kay. The dad of four from Swindon has decided to sell his million pound collection of Hollywood memorabilia, as it was costing him a fortune in storage to keep it all.

The kooky collector's haul includes iconic props used in all three Star Wars films, as well as Battlestar Gallactica, The Matrix and a host of other big screen classics.

This week's winning caption is:

"The global recession had generated far more interest in the gardening job than had been expected".

Congratulations to kevlaw,...

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Full powers
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Caption
May the farce be with you

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How did you know?
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Mr. Kay went over to the dark side
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Luke is showing prospective purchasers the new double glazed windows.

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Caption Competition
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Caption
It's not much of a life Jim.

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Local Housing Lists
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Light Sabre
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Luke disputes his "Johnny no mates" tag with a garden party for all of his friends.

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