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Shadow home secretary David Davis showed his teeth this week by urging Conservative leader David Cameron to commit himself to holding a referendum on Britain's relationship with the EU within three months of taking office.

Cameron stirred anger in the party recently by abandoning a 'cast iron guarantee' to hold a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty hours after the Czech Republic ratified it.

Photo: Ray Tang/ Rex Features 

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"Are you sure this is where all the floating voters are?" (Democratus)

"When I said I wanted DC to do the driving, I meant David Coulthard." (D...

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"Will these life jackets really be enough to keep our election hopes afloat?"

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Royal Navy

 So David you reckon this is all that will be left of the Royal Navy after we've managed to balance the budget then?

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Referendum? What referendum?

 Sorry David. Didn't quite catch that last bit about a referendum. Too busy watching that flying pig over there.

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freemasons

2 new members of the River Thames lodge prepare to roll their trousers up.

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Mayday

 Mayday, Mayday, Mayday

This is the good ship, Conservative Party

Mayday, Conservative Party

Our position is, pretty miserable

Immediate assistance required, as we cannot plot a course away from Europe.

Over

 

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Any port in a Storm

" Hello sailor, what's a nice boy like you doing in a place like this......."

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Beam me back up again

The crew recall the old Star Trek episodes where those in red did not survive for long.

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Hello Sailor

When I said I wanted DC to do the driving, I meant David Coulthard.

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Are you sure this is where all the floating voters are?

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Do keep up !

"Shadow home secretary David Davis" - surely that should be preceded by "Former" ...?

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Don't you dare look left DD, we are only looking right from now on.

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Tweedle, tweedle...
“David Cam and David D
Agreed to have a battle!
For David Cam said David D
Had spoiled his nice new paddle.
Just then flew past a MANDELSON,
As Dark as a tar-barrel,
Which frightened both the heroes so,
They quite forgot their quarrel."

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Champions league

Going to a Liverpool champions league game the cheap way just to prove there is no expenses scam

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I was referring to Britain's relationship with the EU

Not the EAU!

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The two Davids are well prepared for when the British economy finally sinks.

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