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Clearly, nobody wanted to try speed-dating with Gordon

Nicolas I bet Gordon wouldn't even smile if I did this to him.

Try as hard as he might, The Prime Minister could not fathom why Sarkozy invited Elton John to the meeting

Don't vorry my darling. One mention of the EU treaty and he'll leave us both alone.

Look, I ave a good one, let uz preten zat our banks are going bust too and announce an impossible to zustain rescue package. We shall zee ow keen e eez to keep eez job n'est-ce pas!

Bet he's forgotten the Monoply...again!

. . . but he sure plays a mean pinball.

..who swapped his Ex-Lax for le Dairy Milk anglais

There was still much debate as to whose head should be the fourth on the European version of Mount Rushmore

He's Scottish, so I doubt he'll understand us if we speak in English

and all I asked if Glenrothes was anywhere near Glasgow East...

Gordon’s upset because he’s heard Iceland is going bust and that’s where Sarah shops

Gordon certainly seems to have shut up since I stuck that Union Jack up him

And his wife can’t sing either

Word has it that he has brought Mandleson back in to sort it out for him!