Caption competition

Berlusconi breaks the news to Gaddafi that they have both been omitted from the Queen's Birthday Honours list despite assurances from Tessa Jowell.

OK give me one more chance........ Are you Michael Jackson?

Wrong again.

Long flight? I see some of you are still wearing pyjamas.

Silvio Berlusconi was insistent that his invite didn't mention fancy dress.

My name is Sasha Baron Cohen. I was on my way back from the wardrobe department when this lot hijacked me.

Despite the current financial climate, the Italian Prime Minister proudly demonstrates his country's latest import : 'moving pictures'

Awwwww, play nice, it's my turn with the hat.

The severity of the economic downturn was all too apparent during Milan Fashion week.

Berlusconi had had to promise his wife not to spend all his time with young, beautiful people

Berlusconi wants to know why his aides haven't managed to find him an outfit for the Hotel Porters Ball.

When Alex Salmond next meets Gordon Brown, is he going to have a picture of Mel Gibson pinned to his jacket?

You’re going to love our curtain cords, Colonel

But you didn’t need to pin your name and address on your jacket, Colonel – we would have met you at the airport

There are concerns for Italy's future political direction after Silvio Burlusconi introduces the public to his long lost brother.

Kadaffi: Does my ass look big in this?

Burlusconi: You have an ass like a peach................ a football peach