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Martin Tingle

Does nobody care about Andy's allergy to strawberries?

For Andy's version of the haka

For the last ??@$%% time I'M SCOTTISH DO YOU HEAR SCOOOOTTTTIIIISSHHHH!!!

Yee cannie be serious

After a short loo break Andy remembers just how hot last nights curry was.

I think we can go with this one whether Andy wins or loses!

Wimbledon, lockjaw and constipation all in the same seven days!

Ronald Angus is looking forward to using the new look accountingweb!

I WANT MY BALLS BACK!!!!!!!

No more curried eggs for moi

Welcome back Swiss
Martin Tingle

And so we leave Wimbledon with our gallant loser trying to swallow a Rubik Cube and hand you back to the newsroom

Rules of Tennis #139 - If your serve is disrupted by a wasp, do NOT attempt to catch it with your free hand.

"Better out than in"

With kind regards

Clint Westwood

And that his surname wouldn’t be Murray

Sales of Robinson’s Barley Water have gone through the retractable roof

Worth every penny if it stops Sir Cliff from singing!

My tax bill is how much ?!? ***!

With raw aggression ultimately proving futile, Andy Murray vows that next year he'll hire Mel Gibson as a coach, and wear a kilt.

You try paying a £5m mortgage on semi-finalist's pay!

Andy realises wearing his girlfriends thong was a mistake.

Word gets around that Tim Henman has charged strawberries and Pimms to Andy's account.

Others at the fancy dress ball suggested Andy Murray could have given a bit more thought to his Incredible Hulk costume.

The cry of "come on Tim" seems to have had an unexpected effect.