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Does nobody care about Andy's allergy to strawberries?
For Andy's version of the haka
For the last ??@$%% time I'M SCOTTISH DO YOU HEAR SCOOOOTTTTIIIISSHHHH!!!
After a short loo break Andy remembers just how hot last nights curry was.
I think we can go with this one whether Andy wins or loses!
Wimbledon, lockjaw and constipation all in the same seven days!
Ronald Angus is looking forward to using the new look accountingweb!
I WANT MY BALLS BACK!!!!!!!
No more curried eggs for moi
Welcome back Swiss
And so we leave Wimbledon with our gallant loser trying to swallow a Rubik Cube and hand you back to the newsroom
Rules of Tennis #139 - If your serve is disrupted by a wasp, do NOT attempt to catch it with your free hand.
"Better out than in"
With kind regards
And that his surname wouldn’t be Murray
Sales of Robinson’s Barley Water have gone through the retractable roof
Worth every penny if it stops Sir Cliff from singing!
My tax bill is how much ?!? ***!
With raw aggression ultimately proving futile, Andy Murray vows that next year he'll hire Mel Gibson as a coach, and wear a kilt.
You try paying a £5m mortgage on semi-finalist's pay!
Andy realises wearing his girlfriends thong was a mistake.
Word gets around that Tim Henman has charged strawberries and Pimms to Andy's account.
Others at the fancy dress ball suggested Andy Murray could have given a bit more thought to his Incredible Hulk costume.
The cry of "come on Tim" seems to have had an unexpected effect.
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