Caption competition 07/08/09

Merkel to Obama "If I was only 35 years younger, Berlusconi would look twice at me".

Who said that we are all dummies with false smiles?

Security guards express concerns that the "doubles" intended to distract would be terrorists aren't actually as convincing as they should be.

World leaders express their disappointment at the news that Gordon Brown has probably got less than 9 months left in office.

When economic wisdom and charisma were being handed out, Gordon Brown was - again - at the back of the line.

Gordon Brown is happy with the thought that if the other leaders are in front of him then they cannot possibly stab him in the back...

when the consultant suggested a team building exercise, none of them guessed the conga would be so much fun

Gordon Brown must be useless - he's behind Lewis Hamilton.

Peter Lashmar
Lashmars (UK) Limited

peter@lashmars.co.uk

There actually is nothing funny about this lot, least of all the one at the back

Somebody gave Berlusconi £500 to start a conga, Merkel agreed to go second as long as it did not cost any German jobs, by dancing with Europe, OBama just wanted to look popular and once again Brown is at the back hoping that no one will notice his mistakes!

Am I allowed to make a comment about Brown taking up the rear?

Having seen how much money Tony Blair has make since stepping down from office, several others leaders are believed to be keen on following him.

As Silvio Burlusconi makes a bee line for 'La Club Slappa' the others realise that putting him at the front of the conga was a serious diplomatic mistake.

Even with a plastic face Gordon finds it difficult to do a convincing smile.

Things are bad when inflation affects the heads of governments personally.

Not so much a Take That tribute act as a ....take them away please.

Conga heels

Shouldn't this be a double rollover, as I don't remember seeing the winners announced for the Harry Potter picture?

The World leaders found that, by putting masks on, they could get away with anything

Isn't that Gordon Brown wearing the Berlusconi mask?

Madame Tussaud's was rather pleased with its new version of Mount Rushmore

Barack Obama didn't keep referring to it as the Gate Summit

I'll be out of office before these expenses are made public

So, that will be the blind leading the blind then.

Despite putting on a brave face, Gordon brown knew in his heart that he had reached the end of the line.

Surely follow the leader only works when theres just one. As if the countries not confused enough at the moment ...

Obama is saying:

"This must be another one of these teachable moments. I'm learning that I don't like getting my collar felt".

The winners parade of the "Nearly Unrecognisable Masks of the Year" awards.

Everyone was enjoying themselves at the annual Oxfam masquerade party, but some party-goers were secretly dreading midnight when the masks were due to come off revealing that they weren't in disguise at all.

Silvio Berlusconi could barely hide his delight at discovering it was possible to have fun at a party and remain fully clothed.