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Congratulations to sluglet who was this week's winner.

Stars seen crawling out of premiere after bingeing on a whole alcopop and half a pint of Strongbow.

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By Tremorman
17th Jul 2009 09:37

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Do you know a spell for getting superglue off your hands?

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By Swiss Toni
17th Jul 2009 10:50

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On your Marks.......... Get Set............... SWINE FLU!!!!

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By Swiss Toni
17th Jul 2009 11:03

and another

Stars get into the appropriate stance for the start of the Pet Shop Boys latest concert.

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By sluglet
17th Jul 2009 11:15

Drugs? What Drugs?
Following allegations of drug abuse the stars turn out to deny that the film was ever going to be called "Harry Pothead and the Half Stoned Prince"

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By sluglet
17th Jul 2009 11:19

Teenage Binge Drinkers.
Stars seen crawling out of premiere after bingeing on a whole alchopop and half a pint of Strongbow.

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By bencooper
17th Jul 2009 11:30

Get yer Dumble out for the lads
The male members of the cast use the search for one of Hermione's lost contact lenses as an opportunity to catch a glimpse of her Dumbledore.

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By falconer99
17th Jul 2009 11:57

Daniel Radcliffe is upset to find his hair has been touched up i
Harry Potter and the Half-Blond Prints

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By kevlaw
17th Jul 2009 12:09

money
With suspicion still surrounding the banking industry, the young Harry Potter stars are refusing to divulge where they have hidden their vast fortunes.

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By kevlaw
17th Jul 2009 12:12

handstand
Hermione refuses to do a handstand until the person responsible for making her underwear disappear reverses the spell.

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By Karen Watson
17th Jul 2009 12:14

Harry Potter and the Half-Cut Grins
Hermione (superior little smile): Just wait till they find out what butterbeer with firewhisky chasers REALLY does to the magic wands…

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By Karen Watson
17th Jul 2009 12:17

Emm-barr-assed?
Rupert: We’ll give her a hundred yards’ start before we tell her her skirt’s got tucked into her knickers.

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By kevlaw
17th Jul 2009 12:19

trap
With J K Rowling safely trapped, the young stars hope that they can now stop pretending to be 14.

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By Karen Watson
17th Jul 2009 12:19

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Just wait till those smug males discover I’m the only one who knows the address of the all-night chemist.

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By Karen Watson
17th Jul 2009 12:20

No comment
At least I know where their hands are for the NEXT five minutes...

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By kevlaw
17th Jul 2009 12:25

Toad
As it's effects wore off, the friends realised Malfoy did know a spell to turn them into toads after all.

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By falconer99
17th Jul 2009 12:41

Gordon Brown was to have been in charge of Defence against the D
But there was nothing left in the budget for any sort of defence

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By VictoriaHearsey
17th Jul 2009 12:53

HMRC Publicity Stunt
Three young tax payers race to complete their tax returns on-line as part of an HMRC publicity stunt.

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By Swiss Toni
17th Jul 2009 13:12

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I can confirm that weasley is not concealing any narcotics, Potter your next!

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By falconer99
17th Jul 2009 13:14

I think Equus would have been a lot more interesting
If Emma Watson had had the lead role instead of Daniel Radcliffe

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By dotbowkett
17th Jul 2009 19:18

If Hermione is such a brilliant wizard
How come she's never cast the spell "Maximus Bustius"?

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By dotbowkett
17th Jul 2009 19:21

OK, so this isn't the Hollywood Walk of Fame
But it seems a pity to waste Uncle Vernon's newly-concreted patio

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By dotbowkett
17th Jul 2009 19:22

Emma will just have to marry either Daniel or Rupert
They're the only ones rich enough not to be marrying her for her money

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By d.shah
20th Jul 2009 10:12

Re: Harry Potter Stars
Rupert to Daniel: "Are you sure this is the best way to dry nail polish......?!?"

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By Democratus
20th Jul 2009 10:45

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When Swiss Toni entered the room the young stars showed the correct position to adopt.

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By User deleted
20th Jul 2009 12:41

Harry Potter
"This film lark beats being a demonstrator for Allied Carpets!"

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By Angri
20th Jul 2009 14:22

Post filming sports day - - -
Competition for the wheelbarrow race was fierce - but whilst Hermione wanted to be the barrow - she refused to let any of the lads be the runner

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By User deleted
21st Jul 2009 09:51

Somebody bring back the "recommend" button!
some of these have got me *crying*...:-)

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By falconer99
21st Jul 2009 11:46

You’ve had swine flu, Rupert?
That’s nothing, I’ve got hog warts.

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By falconer99
21st Jul 2009 12:11

Caption
Daniel and Co. contemplate the dole queue after two more films

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By pawncob
22nd Jul 2009 16:32

caption
New M.L.R. security measures prove impractical for wealthy clients.

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By falconer99
23rd Jul 2009 10:48

So, Emma, in the Kama Sutra ...
... this is position 111111?

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