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Stars get into the appropriate stance for the start of the Pet Shop Boys latest concert.
Drugs? What Drugs?
Following allegations of drug abuse the stars turn out to deny that the film was ever going to be called "Harry Pothead and the Half Stoned Prince"
Teenage Binge Drinkers.
Stars seen crawling out of premiere after bingeing on a whole alchopop and half a pint of Strongbow.
Get yer Dumble out for the lads
The male members of the cast use the search for one of Hermione's lost contact lenses as an opportunity to catch a glimpse of her Dumbledore.
Daniel Radcliffe is upset to find his hair has been touched up i
Harry Potter and the Half-Blond Prints
money
With suspicion still surrounding the banking industry, the young Harry Potter stars are refusing to divulge where they have hidden their vast fortunes.
handstand
Hermione refuses to do a handstand until the person responsible for making her underwear disappear reverses the spell.
Harry Potter and the Half-Cut Grins
Hermione (superior little smile): Just wait till they find out what butterbeer with firewhisky chasers REALLY does to the magic wands…
Emm-barr-assed?
Rupert: We’ll give her a hundred yards’ start before we tell her her skirt’s got tucked into her knickers.
trap
With J K Rowling safely trapped, the young stars hope that they can now stop pretending to be 14.
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Just wait till those smug males discover I’m the only one who knows the address of the all-night chemist.
Toad
As it's effects wore off, the friends realised Malfoy did know a spell to turn them into toads after all.
Gordon Brown was to have been in charge of Defence against the D
But there was nothing left in the budget for any sort of defence
HMRC Publicity Stunt
Three young tax payers race to complete their tax returns on-line as part of an HMRC publicity stunt.
I think Equus would have been a lot more interesting
If Emma Watson had had the lead role instead of Daniel Radcliffe
If Hermione is such a brilliant wizard
How come she's never cast the spell "Maximus Bustius"?
OK, so this isn't the Hollywood Walk of Fame
But it seems a pity to waste Uncle Vernon's newly-concreted patio
Emma will just have to marry either Daniel or Rupert
They're the only ones rich enough not to be marrying her for her money
Re: Harry Potter Stars
Rupert to Daniel: "Are you sure this is the best way to dry nail polish......?!?"
Post filming sports day - - -
Competition for the wheelbarrow race was fierce - but whilst Hermione wanted to be the barrow - she refused to let any of the lads be the runner