Caption competition 21/08/09

HMRC's NDO announcement leads to last minute rush to declare offshore holdings.

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HMRC inspectors prepare to use their new power to inspect premises

Luke hoped that the rumours of escalating maintenance costs forcing Darth Vader to downsize from the Death Star to a 4 bedroom house in surrey were true.

R2D2 and C3POs days were numbered after they lost their self-employed status. Apparently they were unable to supply HMRC with a National Insurance number.

KITT for sale after HMRC rule that 'fighting crime' does not constitute business use of a vehicle and question The Knight Foundation's charitable status.

The global recession had generated far more interest in the gardening job than had been expected.

HMRC stipulate that they will use all available powers to ensure tax evasion is terminated

May the farce be with you

All the furniture in our house is made from pine wood, yes.

Luke Kay Basterds

I'm keeping my first edition SSAP9 - some things are just too precious to part with.

As a few gnomes,” said Mr. Kay

The wife wanted the bits back for her vacuum-cleaner

When he forgot to pay his electricity bill

Which spelt out the word 'Cricklewood'

Luke is showing prospective purchasers the new double glazed windows.

What with the middle class feeling especially squeezed in this recession, Gordon Brown's idea to house intergalatic refugees and to give them Han-douts is expected to make him even less popular.

It's not much of a life Jim.

Cardiff is to Torchwood as Swindon is to ...........

Wrong!

Mrs Pottipher had left it just that bit too late to call in the man from Dyno-Rod.

Look, we can't accept any more out of work actors in this Council House.

Mrs Kay's neighbours misheard her invite to pop round for a little light supper.

Despite the federation behind him, Mr Kay's garden slugs just got bigger and bigger.

Charlie Dimmock, Alan Titchmarsh and Tommy Walsh get back together for a new series of ground force, but they haven't aged well.

Luke celebrated the safe return of his garden ornaments even though they had been missing for over a year, he claimed he had received postcards from Pluto Neptune and Mars from them.

Police arrive to find that this isn't your run of the mill complaint about noisy neighbours. Suddenly the pepper spray seems more than a little inadequate.

Luke disputes his "Johnny no mates" tag with a garden party for all of his friends.