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NDO Leads to Last Minute Rush
HMRC's NDO announcement leads to last minute rush to declare offshore holdings.
downsizing
Luke hoped that the rumours of escalating maintenance costs forcing Darth Vader to downsize from the Death Star to a 4 bedroom house in surrey were true.
Robots lose home due to new HMRC rules
R2D2 and C3POs days were numbered after they lost their self-employed status. Apparently they were unable to supply HMRC with a National Insurance number.
Talking Car for Sale
KITT for sale after HMRC rule that 'fighting crime' does not constitute business use of a vehicle and question The Knight Foundation's charitable status.
recession
The global recession had generated far more interest in the gardening job than had been expected.
Full powers
HMRC stipulate that they will use all available powers to ensure tax evasion is terminated
Keeping
I'm keeping my first edition SSAP9 - some things are just too precious to part with.
Luke had been inspired by the huge white letters on the hill beh
Which spelt out the word 'Cricklewood'
Caption Competition
What with the middle class feeling especially squeezed in this recession, Gordon Brown's idea to house intergalatic refugees and to give them Han-douts is expected to make him even less popular.
The 1% Domestos missed...
Mrs Pottipher had left it just that bit too late to call in the man from Dyno-Rod.
Local Housing Lists
Look, we can't accept any more out of work actors in this Council House.
Light Sabre
Mrs Kay's neighbours misheard her invite to pop round for a little light supper.
Slug killers
Despite the federation behind him, Mr Kay's garden slugs just got bigger and bigger.
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Charlie Dimmock, Alan Titchmarsh and Tommy Walsh get back together for a new series of ground force, but they haven't aged well.
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Luke celebrated the safe return of his garden ornaments even though they had been missing for over a year, he claimed he had received postcards from Pluto Neptune and Mars from them.
Noisy Neighbours
Police arrive to find that this isn't your run of the mill complaint about noisy neighbours. Suddenly the pepper spray seems more than a little inadequate.
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Luke disputes his "Johnny no mates" tag with a garden party for all of his friends.