Caption competition 24/07/09

Ian Bell had a lovely stroke, Freddie & KP could'nt reach.

Or.........

"Fredie & KP" Coach....... can you tell Bell not to stroke his willow in public!

(Ian Bell)

Go Go Gadget Penis!

Swiss T must win with that 3rd entry.

Well done old boy, made me laugh out loud.

Was a good enough reason for even the Blues Brothers to reform

I thought you said hashish.

And try out my new Aviators

Fred’s just kicked me again, now Ian’s trying to BITE…

See no evil, speak no evil, did someone say drink?

Welcome to Lords on this, the first day of the 3rd test and in keeping with tradition it's five past ten and Englans top order are safely back in the pavillion having hit a grand total of nothing.

drink, girls, arse, feck

In the style of YMCA by the Village people.

KP, Freddie & Belly.......... Young man, there's no need to feel down, i said young man pick yourself of the ground

KP - Can I move please, Freddie keeps trying to seduce me
AF - Burrrrppp
IB - I'm freeeeee

As Kevin's head catches fire Ian is impressed at how well Freddy is taking it.

For once, we won't have to slink out of the ground in disguise

Well, it can't be the sunshine, so it must be a hangover

Bell Has Middle Stump Whipped Out

"For Gawd's sake Freddie, pass the bottle so I can do my urine test."

Bell: out and caught;
Pieterson: out; leg before
Flintoff: not out; silly cover

Pietersen was out of this world but did he really need the Men In Black with him?

... unfortunately they haven't found anyone for the "Good" role yet.

The 'Madness' appreciation afternoon got off to a slow start as Ian Bell had obviously forgotten the dance routine.

"for gawds sake Bell", Pieterson yells, "how many times do I have to tell you. You start by putting your right arm in"

Kevin Pieterson was sure that 'Simon said' they should cross their legs and hold out their right hand

Surely more like Mundane-Ness!!