Caption competition 25/09/09 | AccountingWEB

Caption competition 25/09/09

We've gone all political on you for this caption competition, as Libyan leader Muammar al-Gaddafi caused a scene whilst addressing the UN congress this week.

Apparently, he tore up a copy of the UN charter and spoke for so long that several congress delegates fell asleep in their chairs.

And this week's winner is...dotbowkett, who posted:


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Delegates stuck in their chairs?

falconer99 | | Permalink

It's a little trick I learnt from Derren Brown

Delegates asleep?

falconer99 | | Permalink

Colonel Gaddafi may have learnt the art of oration from our own dear Prime Minister

Colonel Gaddafi was furious

falconer99 | | Permalink

Yet another politician was upset at the release of the Lockerbie bomber

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Egotistical despotic megalomaniac

sluglet | | Permalink

Apparently the speech lasted longer than intended due to the time he spent looking up “Egotistical despotic megalomaniac” in his pocket dictionary.

IAS 24 - Related Party Disclosures

jimwatson | | Permalink

The standard is quite clear - I do not need to disclose any relationships with alleged bombers...look - here it is in black and white...

The odd couple

andrew wallace | | Permalink

Nobody was fooled by Gaddafi's impersonation of Walter Matthau

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Gadaffi's Little Black Book

bencooper | | Permalink

Gadaffi shares the content of his little black book with the UN.

"and on dis page are all dee people I haff screwed"

  • Bush (I did him and his dad and he not even know)
  • Blair (dis one had  funny smile)
  • Brown (I haf did him 2 times - see below)
  • Obama (younger than I normally prefer but heh)
  • The Scots (Dis was a menage a trois with Brown one time ha!)

after today I will put the UN on dis list.

Anyone for smoke?


I still haven't been able to tick off

dotbowkett | | Permalink

'New York Cab-driver' in my I-Spy book

The BBC denies a political bias

dotbowkett | | Permalink

In announcing the presenter for the new series of Jackanory

New York! Pah!

dotbowkett | | Permalink

They even clamped two of my camels.

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Democratus | | Permalink

"See i can prove that i was nowhere near the incident, look here in my diary, Thursday 12.30 appointment at the hair dresser for hair dye, perm and set."

There's one born every minute...

Karen Watson | | Permalink

Look here, it really IS Diana's autograph - AND she put kisses!

A la mode

andrew wallace | | Permalink

" Why all the sniggers, my stylist told me brown was the next black "

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When questioned about the Libyan–Egyptian War...

clegganator | | Permalink

"You want to know my story ay? Well, during the Cold War..."

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bencooper | | Permalink

Joan Rivers live at the Apollo