Caption competition 27/11/09

Anyone who's been through it will tell you that divorce isn't a piece of cake, but for those who want to sweeten the deal, you can now purchase a 'divorce cake'.

Already popular in America, these colourful confections are ordered by newly single men and women eager to celebrate a fresh start. While wedding cakes often come decorated with smiling iced brides and grooms, divorce cakes can feature more imaginative characters.

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Celebrate a fresh start?

falconer99 | | Permalink

I thought you said 'tart'

I thought the Samurai sword was a bit fancy

falconer99 | | Permalink

Just to cut the cake

When it was time to cut the cake, Sally had totally misunderstoo

falconer99 | | Permalink

When she said to put the knife in 

Caption Competition

Anonymous | | Permalink

Pink wedding dress for sale.  Only worn once.....by mistake.

 

Phone Georgia

Dave was gutted.............

Anonymous | | Permalink

that the colour from his new red shirt had run all over the place, as was Tracey who was going to make sure he was "gutted".....

From the bloke

stevenpearson | | Permalink

I used to have a pain in the A*** but now looks loke a possible pain in the back

 

Women marry men hoping they'll change, men marry women hoping th

andrew wallace | | Permalink

Marry in haste......attend casualty at your leisure

Caption

thebeef1 | | Permalink

Katie and Peter's cameo on Postman Pat did not go as well as expected.

Q.C. for the Defence: "What was the first thing your husband sai

Anonymous | | Permalink

A.  He said, "Where am I Cathy"

Q.  "And why did that upset you?"

A.  "My name is Susan."

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Rod...

Mr_Flibble | | Permalink

Rod should have realised his marriage to Rachel wasn't going to be smooth sailing when he saw the wedding cake....

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Songs

sluglet | | Permalink

A few song suggestions for the DJ:

  • Pat Benatar - Love is a Battlefield
  • Ben Folds Five - Song For the Dumped
  • Black Eyed Peas - Shut Up
  • Evanescence - Call Me When You're Sober
  • Fleetwood Mac - Go Your Own Way
  • Green Day - Good Riddance
  • Avril Lavigne - So Much For My Happy Ending

Caption Competition

Ainsley2 | | Permalink

Jeremy smiled - he knew it was pantomime season so the shout 'she's behind you' was never going to fool him

But all I said was

Bosctax | | Permalink

I thought your hair looked a bit dowdy. You didn't tell me you were on HRT.

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More Songs for the DJ

sluglet | | Permalink

... Or perhaps looking at that knife it should be "Blood on the Dancefloor - Michael Jackson"

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Plumbing The Depths

David Winch | | Permalink

Madonna enters X-Factor, duetting with post-laser-eye-surgery Chris Evans

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Caption

Democratus | | Permalink

As Spike turned to greet to the congregation Buffy decided that this was the perfect moment to strike...

caption competition

goldenfawn | | Permalink

You call me UGLY ?

Well, if that isn't just the icing on the cake!

Does my bum look big in this ?

andrew wallace | | Permalink

Never be honest when asked "does my bum look big in this (wedding dress) "

Instant DIY Divorces ...

Trevor Scott | | Permalink

... from the MP's who like to have your cake and eat it.

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Groom to bride (just before)

pushtheriver | | Permalink

" Would you like a slice?"

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Caption

clegganator | | Permalink

Scientist have discovered a food to diminish a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called Wedding Cake.

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Caption

onesys | | Permalink

Even on our wedding day she hassled me about paperwork - the joint bank account, the life insurance policy our tickets to Rio...

Where is the winner?

Ainsley2 | | Permalink

Did anyone win this?