Caption competition 27/11/09
Anyone who's been through it will tell you that divorce isn't a piece of cake, but for those who want to sweeten the deal, you can now purchase a 'divorce cake'.
Already popular in America, these colourful confections are ordered by newly single men and women eager to celebrate a fresh start. While wedding cakes often come decorated with smiling iced brides and grooms, divorce cakes can feature more imaginative characters.
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I thought the Samurai sword was a bit fancy
Just to cut the cake
When it was time to cut the cake, Sally had totally misunderstoo
When she said to put the knife in
Caption Competition
Pink wedding dress for sale. Only worn once.....by mistake.
Phone Georgia
Dave was gutted.............
that the colour from his new red shirt had run all over the place, as was Tracey who was going to make sure he was "gutted".....
From the bloke
I used to have a pain in the A*** but now looks loke a possible pain in the back
Women marry men hoping they'll change, men marry women hoping th
Marry in haste......attend casualty at your leisure
Q.C. for the Defence: "What was the first thing your husband sai
A. He said, "Where am I Cathy"
Q. "And why did that upset you?"
A. "My name is Susan."
Rod...
Rod should have realised his marriage to Rachel wasn't going to be smooth sailing when he saw the wedding cake....
Songs
A few song suggestions for the DJ:
- Pat Benatar - Love is a Battlefield
- Ben Folds Five - Song For the Dumped
- Black Eyed Peas - Shut Up
- Evanescence - Call Me When You're Sober
- Fleetwood Mac - Go Your Own Way
- Green Day - Good Riddance
- Avril Lavigne - So Much For My Happy Ending
Caption Competition
Jeremy smiled - he knew it was pantomime season so the shout 'she's behind you' was never going to fool him
But all I said was
I thought your hair looked a bit dowdy. You didn't tell me you were on HRT.
More Songs for the DJ
... Or perhaps looking at that knife it should be "Blood on the Dancefloor - Michael Jackson"
Plumbing The Depths
Madonna enters X-Factor, duetting with post-laser-eye-surgery Chris Evans
Caption
As Spike turned to greet to the congregation Buffy decided that this was the perfect moment to strike...
caption competition
You call me UGLY ?
Well, if that isn't just the icing on the cake!
Does my bum look big in this ?
Never be honest when asked "does my bum look big in this (wedding dress) "
Instant DIY Divorces ...
... from the MP's who like to have your cake and eat it.
Groom to bride (just before)
" Would you like a slice?"
Caption
Scientist have discovered a food to diminish a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called Wedding Cake.
Where is the winner?
Did anyone win this?









Celebrate a fresh start?
I thought you said 'tart'