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"12 months of 2020." Any improvements?

I've just come up with this version of the 12 days of Christmas. Can you think how to make it better

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Can you make this song any better? I want it to reflect 2020 from our (finance personnel) perspective.

 

The 12 months of 2020

 

In the 1st month of this year, 2020 gave to finance

               A Coronavirus

In the 2nd month of this year, 2020 gave to finance

               2 countries locked down and

               A Coronavirus

In the 3rd month of this year, 2020 gave to finance

               3 emergency measures

               2 countries locked down and

               A Coronavirus

 

4th           4 new business support schemes

5th           5 business forecasts

6th          6 weeks extended lockdown

7th          7 Redundancies

8th          8 EOHO infections

9th          9 WFH parents exhausted

10th        10 Business closures

11th        11 new CJRS claims

12th        12 Self Assessments

 

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By pauld
30th Nov 2020 14:30

Sorry i fell asleep at number 6.

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By Paul Crowley
30th Nov 2020 14:36

Well for you Redundancy is next

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By CHRISTINA GORHAM
30th Nov 2020 15:41

I wish AWeb had a laughter button like FBook.

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By I'msorryIhaven'taclue
30th Nov 2020 15:26

19th Nervous Breakdown?

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By CHRISTINA GORHAM
30th Nov 2020 15:40

Unfortunately there are only 12 months in the year. Which one would you recommend I replace?

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By I'msorryIhaven'taclue
30th Nov 2020 15:51

It was more a question :)

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By DJKL
30th Nov 2020 16:03

You better stop, look around
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes

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By I'msorryIhaven'taclue
30th Nov 2020 17:27

..It's just your nineteenth nervous breakdown!

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By Arthur Putey
30th Nov 2020 18:11

12 Ministers Dithering?

(or Borises Bonking if you can bear the thought)

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By Paul Crowley
30th Nov 2020 18:41

Dedicated to Rishi And Maggie

U turn if you want to

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By philrob
30th Nov 2020 21:04

4 Regions Differing

Wales - the country where pubs can't sell beer!

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By spilly
01st Dec 2020 08:53

6 Substantial Meals (being the name of a beer from Triple Point Brewery).

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By whitevanman
01st Dec 2020 09:30

And surprisingly, a Scotch egg!

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By I'msorryIhaven'taclue
01st Dec 2020 09:51

FIVE CO-LD WINGS
A substantial KFC meal

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By whitevanman
01st Dec 2020 10:00

Perhaps a new thread, the 12 (substantial) meals of covid!

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