Accountant addicted to sausages
Clearly, accountants are not all dull!
Not sure .....
I think there are more glamourous things to be addicted to in the world!!!
He hasn't got anywhere near enough mashed potato on that plate for all those sausages! Am just debating whether to pop to the chippy for a battered sausage n chips (to share with the pooch naturally!).... Chip butty, yummy. Shame they don't deliver.......
When he has the heart attack he is almost certainly heading for, that will cure him.
I admit it!
I must admit I am quite partial to the odd plate of sausage and mash (and I agree, not nearly enough mash there!) with peas and shed loads of really thick gravy! Mmmm. I am aware that sausages aren't that good for you, so I try not to have it too often, but when I do, it is heaven on a plate! Might treat myself tonight come to think of it ;)
Try Glamorgan sausages - vegitarian and very very tasty.
I will definitely try them, not as an alternative to sausages, I couldn't give them up at all, but these look really yummy to add into the mix. I'll let you know how I get on!
Old Sausage related joke.
Reminds me of an old joke which I have changed slightly in honour of the story.
An accountant goes to the doctor and says "Please help me doctor I'm obsessed with sausages"
The doctor says " Don't worry the doctor says I like sausages myself"
The accountant replies "Great do you want to come to my house and see my collection!"
I didn't say it was a good joke I just said it remineded me!