suddenly wake up in the final fortnight, but when faced with an "unexpected" tax-bill they then inform me they cannot possibly come up with so much money at such short notice, so please will I call Her Majesty's Renegades and Cut-throats and agree terms. Oh - and I'll pay your invoice once that is sorted. I'm a bit short now cos I just got a massive tax bill.
Cue: that emoji showing the desk-worker smashing his head into his computer until his head explodes.
OK, thanks. Feel better now.