What with all this Covid nonsense, I've developed somewhat of a furrowed brow over these past months.
I'm therefore looking to implement a new beauty regime to deal with it, and I understand this is the place to come for furrow advice.
Anybody got any tips on how to restore my erstwhile bonnie face?
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You could try rubbing on some haemorrhoid cream. Just make sure you don't borrow a part used tube.
Simply bash head against desk / wall repeatedly while trying to understand furlough guidance / Treasury Direction for a smooth (if flattened) appearance
A Botox injection may help to smooth out any frown wrinkles, but I found an injection of cash from an erstwhile defaulter worked wonders this week.
There is currently a brow retention scheme in place.
To be eligible, you need to have been furrowed on the eleventy of July at twix minutes past midnight. This must be evidenced by a certificate signed in gold ink, by Santa.
To claim, you need to down half a dozen malt whiskies then hop on one leg while spinning anti-clockwise for twenteen minutes. Finish by bending over to touch your toes. If you remain upright then your application for browtox will be accepted.
Too far?
Or you could use the furrows to irrigate some nice fresh veg to aid your general health and complexion. (However no need today, I am just back in from the garden where it is lashing it down, cold, wet and miserable- my six recently arrived climbing roses will be waiting for a slightly better day, right now irrigation is the least of my worries, drowning is far more pressing)
How do you calculate usual h(ai)rs vs actual hrs?
Seeing a flexi-furrowed brow in action sounds quite hypnotic...
I can confirm [***] doesn't work. I tried it, got it stuck in my throat and had a stiff next for two days.