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Furrow query

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What with all this Covid nonsense, I've developed somewhat of a furrowed brow over these past months.

I'm therefore looking to implement a new beauty regime to deal with it, and I understand this is the place to come for furrow advice.

Anybody got any tips on how to restore my erstwhile bonnie face?

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By Anonymous.
20th Nov 2020 16:50

You could try rubbing on some haemorrhoid cream. Just make sure you don't borrow a part used tube.

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By Tax Dragon
20th Nov 2020 17:03

Isn't it spelt furrough?

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By Tax Dragon
20th Nov 2020 17:04

(Which leads to: you could have a furrough job done on it...)

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By the_drookit_dug
20th Nov 2020 17:07

I'll get my eyebrows done while I'm at it - getting a bit of a furry-row in my old age.

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By PandoraSleeps
20th Nov 2020 17:11

Simply bash head against desk / wall repeatedly while trying to understand furlough guidance / Treasury Direction for a smooth (if flattened) appearance

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By spilly
21st Nov 2020 10:07

A Botox injection may help to smooth out any frown wrinkles, but I found an injection of cash from an erstwhile defaulter worked wonders this week.

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By gillybean04
21st Nov 2020 10:15

There is currently a brow retention scheme in place.

To be eligible, you need to have been furrowed on the eleventy of July at twix minutes past midnight. This must be evidenced by a certificate signed in gold ink, by Santa.

To claim, you need to down half a dozen malt whiskies then hop on one leg while spinning anti-clockwise for twenteen minutes. Finish by bending over to touch your toes. If you remain upright then your application for browtox will be accepted.

Too far?

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By the_drookit_dug
21st Nov 2020 11:28

Followed by webchat with the spider under the stairs should you have any queries.

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By lionofludesch
21st Nov 2020 18:05

On the web ?

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By DJKL
21st Nov 2020 13:44

Or you could use the furrows to irrigate some nice fresh veg to aid your general health and complexion. (However no need today, I am just back in from the garden where it is lashing it down, cold, wet and miserable- my six recently arrived climbing roses will be waiting for a slightly better day, right now irrigation is the least of my worries, drowning is far more pressing)

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By alialdabawi
23rd Nov 2020 10:40

How do you calculate usual h(ai)rs vs actual hrs?

Seeing a flexi-furrowed brow in action sounds quite hypnotic...

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