Postie has dropped a packet of 30 A5 cards through the letterbox. They're all the same, featuring a blindfolded bulldog on the one side and some blurb on the reverse.
What is it exactly that we are supposed to do with them?
I seem to recall an exercise at school requiring us to come up with as many uses as possible for a brick, so to start us off, here's my intended use:
Spider catcher. These A5 cards are just the right size to slide under a yoghurt pot used to initially trap the spider to keep it there whilst being transported out of the back door. Based on current useage, I estimate they should keep me in spider catching business until about 2050. Now. Should I put them to stock?