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RTI is like making love to a beautiful woman

RTI is like making love to a beautiful woman

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Greetings my number crunching chums.

RTI is like making love to a beautiful woman.

First you have to pretend you know what your doing, ensure what you are about to submit has been thoroughly inspected, make sure you are correctly aligned before you make your first submission and finally, before you pay the subject make sure you have fully submitted yourself.

Regards

Wiss Doni

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David Winch
By David Winch
18th Apr 2013 22:32

Oh joy!

Made my day!

David

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By Swiss Toni
18th Apr 2013 22:35

Winchmeister, if I'm not mistaken you look as dashing as you did four years ago.

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David Winch
By David Winch
18th Apr 2013 22:37

Dashing

Yes, I'm dashing - because I'm always late.  Gotta go . . .

David

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By Swiss Toni
18th Apr 2013 22:44

Ha ha ha, I lost my glasses four years ago.......

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By Roger.Thornton
19th Apr 2013 01:33

You know some strange women

Must be perfect in every way

Has to agree

Must be fully submitted on time

No one can be paid until it’s successful

Always ends up costing you money

................................. I’m glad I don’t know the women you seem to mix with :)

 

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By newport daz
19th Apr 2013 07:55

Very Funny

I've nothing remotly constructive to add, this just made me laugh very loudly!

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By BKD
19th Apr 2013 08:13

Welcome back, ST

Unlike certain others, you are one contributor that we are glad to see return.

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By Flash Gordon
19th Apr 2013 08:13

:)

Start the day with a smile :)

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Quack
By Constantly Confused
19th Apr 2013 09:05

Yay!

I declare today Swiss Toni Day!  Long shall it live in our memories!

#Throws parade#

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By two sheds
19th Apr 2013 09:08

Where have you been-prison, on an undercover mission or on a desert island with a beautiful woman?  We need to be told!

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By Democratus
19th Apr 2013 09:10

I have bunting up in my office and you are all invited around for cake and bubbly stuff. Welcome back old boy, now go do what you do best.

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By Steve Holloway
19th Apr 2013 09:21

Welcome back Swiss ...

welcoming back an old friend is much like making love to a beautiful women ... handshake, pat on the back, go out for a beer and talk about cars. I have many ex-wives who could verify this of course!

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By B Adder
19th Apr 2013 09:30

He's turning back the clock
Welcome home

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By landscaper
19th Apr 2013 09:38

Greetings....

so glad you are back Swiss - where have you beeeeeeen??  Undercover mission at HMRC?  Looking forward to more inappropriate comments already - from a beautiful landscaper! (well average to plain really but you'll never know :) )

 

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Me!
By nigelburge
19th Apr 2013 10:05

Another welcome back Swiss

your postings always brighten up my day. :-)

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Teignmouth
By Paul Scholes
19th Apr 2013 10:11

Or, in my case....

I'm 59 next week and, as if to prove the thrust of ST's post, I went to submit.......but it didn't work!!!

I'm having counselling from some experts but am determined to try harder in a couple of days time.  In the big scheme of things though, in my case, it's only necessary once a month and so I mustn't get hung up on it all.

Welcome back ST

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By BigBadWolf
19th Apr 2013 10:15

Welcome back

You were missed!

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By ShirleyM
19th Apr 2013 10:40

Fun times ahead

AWeb needs humour, although Flash & Mouse help us along.

Welcome back, ST :)

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By Phelan
19th Apr 2013 10:43

Oooeerrr Missus! Time to lock up your daughters, the accountants are on the prowl!

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Universe
By SteveOH
19th Apr 2013 10:59

Welcome back

Can't think of anything funny to say. My humour is like making love to a beautiful woman....at my age, almost non-existant.

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Quack
By Constantly Confused
19th Apr 2013 11:14

Wait a minute

Thatcher dies and Swiss returns.  Coincidence?  I think not! 

Was Thatcher holding you captive?

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By monksview
19th Apr 2013 11:16

Welcome

Ditto most of the above.  You were sorely missed.  Very sorely...

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By sarah douglas
19th Apr 2013 11:48

Totally agree

Ah if only men where that good.  I suppose RTI  it is like that for most men as many women might well agree  and there you go it is all over in 2 minutes.  They thinks its all over . It is now

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By carnmores
19th Apr 2013 12:14

if you pay for what you get

you pay for what you get

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By carnmores
19th Apr 2013 12:13

@phelan

there are female accountants out there as well so lock up your sons the cougars are about and of course no same sex dispensation

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Out of my mind
By runningmate
19th Apr 2013 20:25

RTI is pure frustration . . .

All I am getting from RTI is frustration and when I ring no one answers the phone.

Come to think of it, ST you have a point . . .

Welcome back!

RM

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By Tonykelly
22nd Apr 2013 20:56

really? not sure on that one.

RTI is more like making love to an ugly woman.

If you are lucky you only have to endure it on a monthly basis,

if you are unlucky you will find you have to do it on a weekly basis.

Making love to a beautiful woman...this is something you want to do on a daily basis.

 

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By anarcHy
25th Apr 2013 14:20

had the whole office in tears

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By cinnamint
02nd May 2013 11:07

grammar!

I think you'll find it's "you're"

Regards

Grammar Nazi[***]

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By monksview
02nd May 2013 11:17

No, cinnamint!  I too am a

No, cinnamint!  I too am a grammar nazi[***], but Swiss Tony is the one person who is allowed to get away with it on here....

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