Greetings my number crunching chums.
RTI is like making love to a beautiful woman.
First you have to pretend you know what your doing, ensure what you are about to submit has been thoroughly inspected, make sure you are correctly aligned before you make your first submission and finally, before you pay the subject make sure you have fully submitted yourself.
Regards
Wiss Doni
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You know some strange women
Must be perfect in every way
Has to agree
Must be fully submitted on time
No one can be paid until it’s successful
Always ends up costing you money
................................. I’m glad I don’t know the women you seem to mix with :)
Very Funny
I've nothing remotly constructive to add, this just made me laugh very loudly!
Welcome back, ST
Unlike certain others, you are one contributor that we are glad to see return.
Where have you been-prison, on an undercover mission or on a desert island with a beautiful woman? We need to be told!
I have bunting up in my office and you are all invited around for cake and bubbly stuff. Welcome back old boy, now go do what you do best.
Welcome back Swiss ...
welcoming back an old friend is much like making love to a beautiful women ... handshake, pat on the back, go out for a beer and talk about cars. I have many ex-wives who could verify this of course!
Greetings....
so glad you are back Swiss - where have you beeeeeeen?? Undercover mission at HMRC? Looking forward to more inappropriate comments already - from a beautiful landscaper! (well average to plain really but you'll never know :) )
Or, in my case....
I'm 59 next week and, as if to prove the thrust of ST's post, I went to submit.......but it didn't work!!!
I'm having counselling from some experts but am determined to try harder in a couple of days time. In the big scheme of things though, in my case, it's only necessary once a month and so I mustn't get hung up on it all.
Welcome back ST
Fun times ahead
AWeb needs humour, although Flash & Mouse help us along.
Welcome back, ST :)
Welcome back
Can't think of anything funny to say. My humour is like making love to a beautiful woman....at my age, almost non-existant.
Wait a minute
Thatcher dies and Swiss returns. Coincidence? I think not!
Was Thatcher holding you captive?
Totally agree
Ah if only men where that good. I suppose RTI it is like that for most men as many women might well agree and there you go it is all over in 2 minutes. They thinks its all over . It is now
@phelan
there are female accountants out there as well so lock up your sons the cougars are about and of course no same sex dispensation
RTI is pure frustration . . .
All I am getting from RTI is frustration and when I ring no one answers the phone.
Come to think of it, ST you have a point . . .
Welcome back!
RM
really? not sure on that one.
RTI is more like making love to an ugly woman.
If you are lucky you only have to endure it on a monthly basis,
if you are unlucky you will find you have to do it on a weekly basis.
Making love to a beautiful woman...this is something you want to do on a daily basis.
No, cinnamint! I too am a
No, cinnamint! I too am a grammar [***], but Swiss Tony is the one person who is allowed to get away with it on here....