I had occasion to wait on the HMRC SA helpline yesterday and was reminded just how irritating their hold music is. I'm sure Accounting Web members can come up with better alternatives.
My husband suggested the Beatles number: “You never give me your money, you only give me your funny paper”
It seems to refer to their IT system as it continues: “And in the middle of negotiations:YOU BREAK DOWN!”
Then later:“……And in the middle of investigation: I BREAK DOWN!”
What suggestions for hold music do others have? Small changes in the words are allowed to make them more appropriate. And it doesn’t matter how irritating as almost nothing could be more irritating than the current hold music!