They will all be there when the Circus comes to town for a vote on the future of Brexit.
Clowns will make us laugh and the Ringmaster will amaze us with his continuing unprecedented antics. There will be a lot of tightrope walking, expert trapeeze artistry and knife throwing .... but how many will fall to the ground in pain as they lose their grip. Although there are no animals involved, there will be a lot of performers giving us animal impressions with much baying and snorting and a lot of puffing-up to look bigger than they really are. Others will perform acrobatics, expertly avoiding making direct answers and jumping from one view to another.
The finale will be spectacular as the performers form groups to cast their votes. The audience will fall silent as the tension builds up with wine, beer and popcorn in hand as the vote is counted, and then when the result is announced, the noise will be thunderous and reverberate around the world for ever. Not ever before has there been a spectacle like this.
Mrs Theresa May - The Greatest Showlady on earth
This is something not to be missed .... will you be watching?
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The thought occurred to me the other day. How many of the 650 (?) MPs would ever be considered for a £75,000 (+ generous benefits) job in the real world? Easily fewer than half, I'd say.
No I'll be in the middle of my own circus, spinning plates whilst completing tax returns.
The only outcome of this tragic debacle, is that the nation is as divided as it has ever been.
I'd imagine that once this whole charade has been finalised, however that is contrived, that David Cameron's publishers, will release his memoirs.
Oh dear, not another memoir? And, from such a popular public figure, with such a proven track record.
In all of this, I'm with Accountant A.
This shower make estate agents look credible.
"We're all doomed", in the words of Private Frazer
Welcome back, my friends
To the show that never ends
We're so glad you could attend
Come inside! Come inside
There behind a glass
Stands a real blade of grass
Be careful as you pass
Move along! Move along
Come inside, the show's about to start
Guaranteed to blow your head apart
Rest assured you'll get your money's worth
The greatest show in Heaven, Hell, or Earth
You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo
You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll
Right before your eyes
We'll pull laughter from the skies
And he laughs until he cries
Then he dies, then he dies
You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo
You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll
Soon the Gypsy Queen
In a glaze of Vaseline
Will perform on guillotine
What a scene! What a scene
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ELP-Brain Salad Surgery
It's not on till 7pm, and will take about ten minutes.
I agree I take the day off AFTER General Elections (stay up all night you see) but Parliamentary votes?
Wouldn't even consider taking a holiday.
And I'm a massive political geek.
I took a break and turned on the news, that was enough to make me get back to work. Tax returns seem quite easy compared to all these different permutations set out today.
it makes the ungrateful disorganised bunch of muppets who miss your deadlines and dump half finished tax returns on your desk in late December (or indeed early Jan) seem like an attractive proposition.
The only bit of comedy, is seeing what will be the next bizzare bit of rubbish come out of Grayling's / May/ anyone else on her side (if there are any) increasingly desperate sounding mouth.
Its a shame no-one has got the balls to admit half the country voted one way, half voted the other, based on a shocking campaign of misinformation by both sides.
Would I lie to you?
Would I lie to you honey?
Now would I say something that wasn't true?
I'm asking you sugar
Would I lie to you?
My friends, know what's in store.
I won't be here anymore.
I've packed my bags
I've cleaned the floor.
Watch me walkin'.
Walkin' out the door.
Believe me, I'll make it make it
Believe me, I'll make it make it
Would I lie to you?
Would I lie to you honey?
Now would I say something that wasn't true?
I'm asking you sugar
Would I lie to you?
Tell you straight, no intervention.
To your face, no deception.
You're the biggest fake.
That much is true.
Had all I can take.
Now I'm leaving you
Believe me, I'll make it make it
Believe me, I'll make it make it
Would I lie to you?
Would I lie to you honey?
Now would I say something that wasn't true?
I'm asking you sugar
Would I lie to you?
Would I lie to you?
Would I lie to you honey?
Now would I say something that wasn't true?
I'm asking you sugar
Would I lie to you?
My friends, know what's in store.
I won't be here anymore.
I've packed my bags
I've cleaned the floor.
Watch me walkin'.
Walkin' out the door.
Believe me, I'll make it make it
Believe me, I'll make it make it
Would I lie to you?
I do so love this Quine frae Aiberdein.
Video-worth waiting through all the intro bits-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uhpu2N4rQZM
Of course in March 2019 if a No Deal I can possibly just play this:
For my 2-pennies worth ... half the country voted one way, half voted the other, based on a shocking campaign of misinformation by both sides. Pathetic.
But that's the rock-bottom standard of politics today.
What do you expect ?
It's the politics of John the Plumber - telling lies to justify doing what you want to do.
Are you talking about tonight or over the long haul- I cannot see it having a hope of passing tonight, longer term, winds down clock, better letter from EU, etc it is a maybe imho, I still have it as circa 25%-30% chance of a WA something like May's, but that, imho, will not be tonight.
Presuming it is counted as the difference between the Aye's and the Nae's I am on between 150-200, this could well modify down if certain of currently tabled amendments do get added .
I would be a little surprised at only 70 given the semi "stated" sweep of intentions is circa > 400 against, circa 200 for, but MPs are awful fibbers so I do not expect the >200 to be achieved.
If I have to plump for only one number, with no attractive amendments being appended, I would take 153.
What do you think the losing margin will be tonight? I'm going with 70. Any other bids?
This is the big Union game, isn't it ?
230, 230,230,
230,230,230 (extended)
230,230,230
230,230
and repeat-
Still, I expect her to win tomorrow, her pals in the DUP are back and all is right in the world.
Interesting these binary votes.
If only 116 MP's had voted the other way, the motion would have been carried. The difference is not as big as it looks ...
Yes it is, isn't it ? Twice as many MPs voted against than voted for. Way bigger than the referendum vote.
Let's not lose sight that 116 MPs is more than a sixth of the MPs who voted.
I bet that lass wishes she'd had her Caesarian now.
If only (insert team name here but use Hibs as default if no imagination) had scored 5 goals rather than conceded 5 goals they would have won.
(I do appreciate in football we are not actually expecting each match to divide 5 goals between the sides (though it could make it more interesting )
I do struggle to find a bright side of life in a government losing a commons vote by that number, so your attempt is actually rather admirable.
From a historical perspective at least Ramsay Mac had the excuse of being a minority government and he only managed to lose by 166, Theresa, on paper had her ten little pals from NI who somehow, despite being there to give her a majority, could not be persuaded on her backstop to support the WA - what , in light of that knowledge, possessed her to push ahead with it, does she listen or is that , as is becoming more and more evident,her problem.
She now is going to talk with senior figures, cross party, in the H of C , but seemed to indicate only if they sort of already agree with her approach to leaving, sorry , she cannot be serious, I can see and everyone else can see, that such a listening process is mere play acting.
If, she continues with such a sop then frankly H of C has little choice but to take control of the process by debating and amending her WA on Monday, if they can.
I think I know why she behaves as she does, she is balancing getting a WA that leaves the EU with keeping the Conservatives intact as a single political party, catch is Theresa, it is not possible, the sooner you accept you cannot have both the better.
If only (insert team name here but use Hibs as default if no imagination) had scored 5 goals rather than conceded 5 goals they would have won.
(I do appreciate in football we are not actually expecting each match to divide 5 goals between the sides (though it could make it more interesting )
Ah well, if there are going to be five goals every game, Hibs would only need to score three of them.
Do not remind me, I was in my ICAS training at the time, but I trained in Glasgow so went to classes there (ICAS trained their own) One of the lecturers was actually called "Tommy Gemmell", think him and Derek Allen did tax, but memory is ropey.
On the Monday we all turned up, he came in, started fiddling about with slides re overhead projector (not yet switched on) then switched it on to reveal a drawing of a maroon heart with a green dagger plunged through the middle, large roar from appreciative audience (well circa half- presume some not so chuffed)
I, back then on paper a Hearts supporter, sunk deeper into my chair and misery.
These days I actually see more Hibs games than Hearts as other half and two kids have Hibs season tickets, I suspect I sort of support both though when they play one another I have to support Hearts over Hibs.