Rivers turning to blood. Frogs. Lice. Flies. Diseased livestock.Boils. Thunder, hail and lightning. Locusts. Darkness. Death of your first born Complete idiots on AWeb. Whatever next? Is it some sort of curse?
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Likely future events over next two months:
Scandal as Santa exposed for breaches of working time directives and minimum pay regulations followed by reindeer emissions becoming subject to an EU directive.
Response from North Pole Corporation blames issues on lack of a third runway covering the South East deliveries and they then announce their withdrawl from EU marketplace.
After November Trump decides to create a political party within the UK electoral system; before completing task he realises that UKIP may be a suitable vehicle and donates $500 million to their coffers.
Deal with Nissan Sunderland is leaked; everyone in UK must now drive a Nissan.
David Moyes gets offered Scotland job replacing Strachan, his replacement at Sunderland after two weeks in role is offered Northern Ireland Job; consequent to this Sunderland enjoy their only win of the season on a feel good bounce.
Accounting web is renamed "£8,060" in a rebranding exercise.
The New Year brings hope as 2017 has a seven in it.
What's this; a regular Friday afternoon appearance or, just another of Portia's cunning stunts?
Not Likely events over the next few months:
Aweb site redesign is finished and it looks and feels like the old site.
Long time ex AWebbers come back.
Joe public realises that accounting and tax advice is not a freebie and should be paid for.
People acting as accountants without the basic skill set all realise that they are doing a diservice to their clients and resign.
HMRC reverse the MTD train and isntead put their brain in gear.
I manage to get past Christmas without a major row about eating Turkey for the umteenth time....come on family Democratus, other better tasting things exist to eat.......I despair.
I manage to get past Christmas without a major row about eating Turkey for the umteenth time....come on family Democratus, other better tasting things exist to eat.......I despair.
I'm with you on this one.
We are pondering steaks with fish for my other half who for some reason has turned into a very weird non pescetarian (she still eats bacon but no other meat.)
I have somewhere a seafood recipe with scallops/other fish that does as fish course, the extra large trifle is compulsory for desert and we of course will cook a pudding which nobody will eat plus cheese and biscuits/fruit/nuts etc.
We also have no idea re venue-could be our house (Yipee- no driving) could be M in Law where we do cooking and have to drive there/back , not so good and I need to smoke cigars outside.
The big debate this year seems to be re Christmas cake-I think the traditional one will get a body swerve, if not it probably needs made this weekend to give time to mature. There has been some discussion about a lighter cake that does not induce the same degree of indigestion and cook books/good food magazines are staring to appear.
Having reviewed the other options I think that this:
I manage to get past Christmas without a major row about eating Turkey for the umteenth time.
is the most likely thing to happen.