Who did it?

I know one of you is responsible!

Didn't find your answer?

Okay. So own up. Who shook the stupid tree this morning?

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By Portia Nina Levin
07th Nov 2017 14:53

For the avoidance of doubt, it most certainly wasn't me.

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By Ruddles
07th Nov 2017 15:02

Is that because you fell out of it? :)

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By Portia Nina Levin
07th Nov 2017 15:03

I didn't fall out of it. Some of the lower hanging fruit did.

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By User deleted
07th Nov 2017 15:17

Which one. Theresa's "money tree"? You know the one where she found the DUP's extra £1billion of funding?

Or, the other one?

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By DJKL
07th Nov 2017 15:11

The money tree resides in the garden of the house I lived in as a child, I was always surprised my father sold it as none of the houses I have lived in since have had one.

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By User deleted
07th Nov 2017 15:27

Theresa also has a "holding onto power" bush!

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By DJKL
07th Nov 2017 15:42

Is that how she persuaded her cabinet's members?

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By Portia Nina Levin
07th Nov 2017 15:46

As I understand the latest Tory protocol, nobody is to mention Theresa's bush.

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By Mr_awol
07th Nov 2017 15:30

I think (s)he means the 'stupid' tree as opposed to 'the stupid tree'.

Judging by some of the questions on page one (from freeloaders and persons holding themselves out as being capable of preparing Tax Returns) I'd be inclined to agree.......

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By andy.partridge
07th Nov 2017 15:18

Stop teasing and elucidate.
My guess is someone has reported you . . . again. Am I close?
I can honestly say I have never reported you . . . not that I can remember, anyway . . . but my memory isn't what it was . . . who are you . . . were we married once?

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By Ruddles
07th Nov 2017 15:23

I think it's more likely that Portia is simply expressing frustration and exasperation at the continuing idiotic questions (and some responses)

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By andy.partridge
07th Nov 2017 15:46

Ah OK. I had a thought, just the one. It is this - will ridicule of an OP encourage the use of the Anonymous facility?

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By User deleted
07th Nov 2017 15:30

Once again Andy, as so often occurs on here, the members are expected to; not only answer the enquiry but, also to formulate it. It really is sooooo trying.

Why would anyone report the major source of entertainment? Only akin to shooting ones-self in the foot.

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By MJShone
07th Nov 2017 16:02

Please don't anyone EVER report PNL! Gives me too many laughs when they're needed.

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By thevaliant
07th Nov 2017 15:53

It was the Soviets. It's always the Soviets.

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By Red Leader
08th Nov 2017 11:53

thevaliant wrote:

It was the Soviets. It's always the Soviets.

Shhh! I'm a sleeper, you'll give the game away.
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By Wanderer
07th Nov 2017 17:23

I am Spartacus.

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By MJShone
08th Nov 2017 09:34

I'M Spartacus....Ooops....this isn't anonymous, is it? So you know I'm NOT Spartacus.

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By justsotax
08th Nov 2017 09:48

WTF is Spartacus....?

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By stepurhan
08th Nov 2017 10:01

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spartacus_(film)#.22I.27m_Spartacus.21.22

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By Wanderer
08th Nov 2017 10:07
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By MJShone
08th Nov 2017 10:11

From Stepurhan's link...Film
"The film Spartacus (1960), which was executive-produced by and starred Kirk Douglas, was based on Howard Fast's novel Spartacus and directed by Stanley Kubrick. The phrase "I'm Spartacus!" from this film has been referenced in a number of other films, television programs, and commercials."

When the Romans are looking for Spartacus in a large crowd of defeated rebels towards the end of the film, Spartacus stands up and says "I'm Spartacus" - followed by other people, one by one, standing up and saying "I'm Spartacus".

Great film!

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By Briar
08th Nov 2017 14:12

OK, someone has to do it - I'm Portia!

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By stepurhan
08th Nov 2017 14:24

I'm Portia and so is my wife.

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By Portia Nina Levin
08th Nov 2017 14:30

Okay mods, I've been rumbled. Looks like you'd better delete these duplicate accounts of mine.

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By stepurhan
08th Nov 2017 14:36

My account predates yours. It must be you who is the duplicate. :-)

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By Briar
08th Nov 2017 18:20

My account predates both of you!

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By Portia Nina Levin
09th Nov 2017 10:25

It's hard to believe that idiots have been here so long. I thought they were a more recent phenomenon for the site. :)

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By stepurhan
09th Nov 2017 10:28

Well Einstein (allegedly) said that human stupidity was infinite (with some uncertainty regarding the universe) so idiots have always been everywhere.

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By Briar
10th Nov 2017 12:12

It was the arrogant and conceited ones who came later!

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