I've just received a plastic envelope containing an A4 sheet and a cotton bag of 6 weird (quite disturbing) matchstick dolls from a Robin Porter of Arpey Internet telling me that he can get me loads of new biz using Panoptic Marketing, saying it works with pinpoint accuracy, and is like having my own highly effective special forces team that hits high value targets, in fact better than that it's all "Laser focused".
He's been in business for 12 years, but he doesn't say doing what, perhaps he was preparing the dolls?
I'm just about to email him to say he's a waste of oxygen but wondered if it was one of you lot having a Friday laugh?
I hope it's not just me, if so, thank god thet've just passed the stalking law.
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I ran out years ago
So where do you get your tippex thinner for sniffing these days? I have to rely on the toxic fumes of a thick black marker!
I do fancy having my own special forces hit team though, I'm quite envious :)
be afraid
After some furious googling I'm none the wiser...all rather worrying especially as their website brags "We adopt a friendly Plain English approach with customers "...."" "..............
If panoptic laser focused special forces teams are plain English then I'm a dutchman....think you should email Robin to ask him to clarify (in plain english of course) what the hell he's talking about....