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Delegates asleep?
Colonel Gaddafi may have learnt the art of oration from our own dear Prime Minister
Colonel Gaddafi was furious
Yet another politician was upset at the release of the Lockerbie bomber
Egotistical despotic megalomaniac
Apparently the speech lasted longer than intended due to the time he spent looking up “Egotistical despotic megalomaniac” in his pocket dictionary.
IAS 24 - Related Party Disclosures
The standard is quite clear - I do not need to disclose any relationships with alleged bombers...look - here it is in black and white...
Gadaffi's Little Black Book
Gadaffi shares the content of his little black book with the UN.
"and on dis page are all dee people I haff screwed"
Bush (I did him and his dad and he not even know)Blair (dis one had funny smile)Brown (I haf did him 2 times - see below)Obama (younger than I normally prefer but heh)The Scots (Dis was a menage a trois with Brown one time ha!)
after today I will put the UN on dis list.
Anyone for smoke?
The BBC denies a political bias
In announcing the presenter for the new series of Jackanory
Caption
"See i can prove that i was nowhere near the incident, look here in my diary, Thursday 12.30 appointment at the hair dresser for hair dye, perm and set."
There's one born every minute...
Look here, it really IS Diana's autograph - AND she put kisses!
When questioned about the Libyan–Egyptian War...
"You want to know my story ay? Well, during the Cold War..."